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    • By Zinco 19th Apr 19, 4:48 PM
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    Eggscelent Easter Puns That Will Crack You Up
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    • 19th Apr 19, 4:48 PM
    Eggscelent Easter Puns That Will Crack You Up 19th Apr 19 at 4:48 PM
    Q: What do you call a rabbit housekeeper?
    A: A dust bunny.

    Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
    A: He was having a bad hare day.

    Q: What kind of music do bunnies like?
    A: Hip Hop.

    Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
    A: Egg-ercise.

    Q: What day of the week do eggs hate most?
    A: Fry-days!

    Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!

    Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.

    Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    A: It’s been nice gnawing you.

    Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?
    A: Egg-Zosted!

    Q: What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
    A: Yolks


    BONUS Bunny Pun:

    Q: What do you call a rabbit who likes to tell jokes?
    A: A punny bunny


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