Why are you grinning like a stupid grinning thing, Igor? We escaped being closed down by the skin of our teeth, no thanks to you and your antics! Ok, it was a good idea to send Hubert out for the day, after all, hairy nappy-wearing donkeys and cafe kitchens do not make a good combination in the eyes of the Food Hygiene Inspectors. And the liberal use of my fragrant bath oil (I shall invoice you for that later) covered up the smell of the food.
But why were they in such a good mood today? Especially after Mrs Doyle had persuaded them to have a cup of tea and one of her special cakes?
Her special cakes.....special, as in.....quick, Igor, get rid of them before the drugs squad find out!
Why are you grinning like a stupid grinning thing, Igor? We escaped being closed down by the skin of our teeth, no thanks to you and your antics! Ok, it was a good idea to send Hubert out for the day, after all, hairy nappy-wearing donkeys and cafe kitchens do not make a good combination in the eyes of the Food Hygiene Inspectors. And the liberal use of my fragrant bath oil (I shall invoice you for that later) covered up the smell of the food.
But why were they in such a good mood today? Especially after Mrs Doyle had persuaded them to have a cup of tea and one of her special cakes?
Her special cakes.....special, as in.....quick, Igor, get rid of them before the drugs squad find out!
Eek,not the one with [STRIKE]cocaine[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] currants in?!
Now Igor, when you hid Tiddles and the Narglehounds from the Food Hygiene Inspectors, where exactly did you put them? I am asking this because I heard marmite give them instructions to go find some NSDs for her, and they are conspicuous by their absence!
You hid them WHERE?
Chef! Get me two pounds of your finest chip fat, a fishing line, a dozen rancid kippers and a tin opener.
The chip fat, Igor, is to get them unwedged from that narrow sewage pipe you shoved them in. The fishing line and rancid kippers are to entice them to jump out.
The tin opener? Well, how on earth do you think I am going to open this tin of caviar to have with my cream crackers???
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But why were they in such a good mood today? Especially after Mrs Doyle had persuaded them to have a cup of tea and one of her special cakes?
Her special cakes.....special, as in.....quick, Igor, get rid of them before the drugs squad find out!
Nope. :eek:
Eek,not the one with [STRIKE]cocaine[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] currants in?!
Ditto. 'sobbing heard in the background'
Have a nice day everyone. :money:
NSD 5. Is here to stay!
Alas,'twas not to be for me today.....
You hid them WHERE?
Chef! Get me two pounds of your finest chip fat, a fishing line, a dozen rancid kippers and a tin opener.
The tin opener? Well, how on earth do you think I am going to open this tin of caviar to have with my cream crackers???