What are you hiding there, Igor? Come on, hand it over......looks like an official letter, did this come in the post today? WHAT!!!! Last week???? And you have only opened it now'?
So, gang, it seems some disgruntled customer has reported our cafe to the Environmental people......who will be inspecting us on the 17th.....which is tomorrow!!
We have tonight to get this place scrubbed and shining ready for inspection.....No, Igor, we can't have Hubert distracting the inspectors with his burlesque act, for goodness sake, what do you think they will say if they see a large hairy donkey in a nappy in the kitchen?????And that chamber pot full of Brussels sprout vindaloo has definitely got to go.......
Come on, Mrs Doyle, mops and buckets to be issued to everyone pronto, our livelihood is at stake!
Now, Igor, it was not nice of you to shave Fabio' s chest hair like that whilst he was sleeping....even if it looks funny....especially when we are expecting the inspectors to arrive sometime today! Chop chop! There are still the loos to clean......and the Cauldron of Doom could do with another polish.
Now, hopefully my bath is ready.....my gorgeous patchouli and attar of roses bath oil awaits.....hang on, where is it? Who has put ruddy Dettol in my bath? And why is the cafe suddenly smelling like a tart' s boudoir?
Igor....what exactly did you use to wash the kitchen floor????
Now, Igor, it was not nice of you to shave Fabio' s chest hair like that whilst he was sleeping....even if it looks funny....especially when we are expecting the inspectors to arrive sometime today! Chop chop! There are still the loos to clean......and the Cauldron of Doom could do with another polish.
Now, hopefully my bath is ready.....my gorgeous patchouli and attar of roses bath oil awaits.....hang on, where is it? Who has put ruddy Dettol in my bath? And why is the cafe suddenly smelling like a tart' s boudoir?
Igor....what exactly did you use to wash the kitchen floor????
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Oh no, we are doomed!
We have tonight to get this place scrubbed and shining ready for inspection.....No, Igor, we can't have Hubert distracting the inspectors with his burlesque act, for goodness sake, what do you think they will say if they see a large hairy donkey in a nappy in the kitchen?????And that chamber pot full of Brussels sprout vindaloo has definitely got to go.......
Come on, Mrs Doyle, mops and buckets to be issued to everyone pronto, our livelihood is at stake!
I could feel it in my water.
I hope that something makes you laugh today.We need to laugh more.
Happy Wednesday.
'Bout time too.
Now, hopefully my bath is ready.....my gorgeous patchouli and attar of roses bath oil awaits.....hang on, where is it? Who has put ruddy Dettol in my bath? And why is the cafe suddenly smelling like a tart' s boudoir?
Igor....what exactly did you use to wash the kitchen floor????
Fabio,put your shirt back on,right now!
Igor?What have you got to say for yourself?
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