Nargleblast wrote: »
Now, Igor, it was not nice of you to shave Fabio' s chest hair like that whilst he was sleeping....even if it looks funny....especially when we are expecting the inspectors to arrive sometime today! Chop chop! There are still the loos to clean......and the Cauldron of Doom could do with another polish.
Now, hopefully my bath is ready.....my gorgeous patchouli and attar of roses bath oil awaits.....hang on, where is it? Who has put ruddy Dettol in my bath? And why is the cafe suddenly smelling like a tart' s boudoir?
Igor....what exactly did you use to wash the kitchen floor????
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