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Last ooorders!… We’re sorry but for now, due to resources, we need to close the Money Savers Arms including Discussion Time.

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Funny Joke Thread

edited 30 November -1 at 1:00AM in Funny Money
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  • bones61bones61 Forumite
    2.3K posts
    vik6525 wrote: »
    my 7 year old told me that ill have you know!!!
    well tell him he's banned from MSE:D :D:D
  • wurzelsarwurzelsar Forumite
    15.3K posts
    bones61 wrote: »
    Plumber gets caught on "Builders from Hell" shagging house owner’s dog on cctv.
    The woman tries to sue him but judge dismisses the case as the plumber was corgi registered!

    :T :T :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    I wish you......
    A sunbeam to warm you,
    A moonbeam to charm you,
    A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
  • vik6525vik6525 Forumite
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    bones61 wrote: »
    well tell him he's banned from MSE:D :D:D

    Oh im so proud! thats one step closer to his asbo.... :rotfl: :rotfl:
    You lied to me Edward. There IS a Swansea. And other places.....

    *I have done reading too*
    *I have done geography as well*
  • vik6525 wrote: »
    Oh im so proud! thats one step closer to his asbo.... :rotfl: :rotfl:

    You are the most naughtiest vik6525 I have ever come across...... I can see your heading for the (Superglue) naughty step...... and serves you right, are you seeing this Whippy :confused:

    How can you tell an alcoholic?

    She's the one who has had one more drink than you. :p :rotfl:
    "Did you hear about the frog that broke down on the motorway???? They toad him away!"
  • Hubby tells wife, "you have a BIG bum like a tandoor." At night he asks his wife to have sex "forget it she says, why light a big tandoor for one SMALL kebab!"
  • wurzelsarwurzelsar Forumite
    15.3K posts
    Nytehawk wrote: »
    You are the most naughtiest vik6525 I have ever come across...... I can see your heading for the (Superglue) naughty step...... and serves you right, are you seeing this Whippy :confused:

    How can you tell an alcoholic?

    She's the one who has had one more drink than you. :p :rotfl:

    Yes Mazz, I've seen it! But she's living in Swansea, what hope is there?!:confused::D :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Maybe MSE asbo's are the answer............Hmm.:think: :think: :think:
    I wish you......
    A sunbeam to warm you,
    A moonbeam to charm you,
    A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
  • 3 naked men in a sauna, an American, a Japanese and an Irishman. They heard a beeping sound, the American touches his forearm and says "thats my pager, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm," next a phone rings and the Japanese man lifts his palm too his ear and says "I have a microchip in my hand," Irishman feeling rather low tech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his a**, he says "O Jaysus would you look at that, im getting a fax."
  • 3 naked men in a sauna, an American, a Japanese and an Irishman. They heard a beeping sound, the American touches his forearm and says "thats my pager, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm," next a phone rings and the Japanese man lifts his palm too his ear and says "I have a microchip in my hand," Irishman feeling rather low tech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his a**, he says "O Jaysus would you look at that, im getting a fax."

    Shame on you MrsMondragon.........:T :T :T :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    "Did you hear about the frog that broke down on the motorway???? They toad him away!"
  • QuasarQuasar Forumite
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    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
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    An elderly couple in nursing home feel youthful and randy. He grabs her one moment they're alone and he tells her he wants to give her one. She says "Oh my, please be careful, I have acute angina". He says "Thank god for that, cos your t1ts are awful".

    ;)
    Be careful who you open up to. Today it's ears, tomorrow it's mouth.
  • Hope this one goes down a bit better...

    Mongo is a little Zambian orphan who walks five miles to school each day. With your help of just 2p a month we can buy a whip and make the lazy bast*** run!!!
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