Urinating standing up or get x36 zoom binoculars....Blog Discussion

This is a chat forum discussion on Martin's 'Urinating standing up or get x36 zoom binoculars...It's amazing what you get in the Sunday papers! blog which you can read here.


  • Gingham_RibbonGingham_Ribbon Forumite
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    LOL I saw a version of that a few years ago. I think it was a disposable carboard affair though.

    I'll give it a miss. If I'm in the countryside and I really can't wait, I just don't care enough to worry about being delicate!
    May all your dots fall silently to the ground.
  • ribenagirlribenagirl Forumite
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    Urrgghhh! That's disgusting - can't see it taking off really, women are so much more careful of their shoes then men! Pee on my Prada's? Not bl**dy likely! ;)
    :love: I :heart2: Boots :love:
  • wirmwirm Forumite
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    I think its a wee bit worrying that you were sad there wasn't one in the paper and you actually went looking on the net for one.....or perhaps it was already in your favourites! ;) lol
  • Is this for real (ie: the 'Whiz') or is Martin just taking the p***?
  • Good God!At the very moment I clicked onto "The Whiz" to check out this(ahem!) wonder of modern technology for the purposes of infantile humour(For behold-I have a bladder of steel!!),my boss peered over my shoulder to ask me something very important re:my job-the look of bewildered horror on his face in encountering "The Whizz" in all its technical glory was a joy to behold!!!Now that I've made the dubious leap from earnest employee to suspiciously bladder-weakened 44-year old woman,do you think I'll still be in line for a pay rise?!Martin,have you ruined my promising career?!Watch this space!!
    You can never have too many cats!
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