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Last ooorders!… We’re sorry but for now, due to resources, we need to close the Money Savers Arms including Discussion Time.

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Funny Joke Thread

edited 30 November -1 at 12:00AM in Funny Money
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  • DoaMDoaM Forumite
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    A guy was a bit of an alcy ... if he went out invariably he got trolleyed and came home in a state.

    One night he was going out and his wife said "If you come home in a state again, I'm leaving you".

    He went out, and true to form he got trolleyed and spewed over himself. He told his mate about what his wife said and the mate replied "Put a £20 note in your jacket inside pocket. When your wife asks about your state just tell her to check the pocket and say that someone else threw up over you and gave you the £20 for the cleaning".

    The guy goes home, his wife starts having a go about his state so the guy mentions to check the jacket pocket, and that the other guy who threw up on him gave him it for the cleaning.

    The wife finds another £20 in the pocket and asked "What's this other one for?"
    "Oh, that's from the guy who [email protected] in my pants"

    :)
  • Biggus_DickusBiggus_Dickus Forumite
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    A polar bear and her cub are walking across the ice:

    Cub: “Am I a polar bear mum?”
    Mum: “yes son, you’re a polar bear”.


    A few minutes later:

    Cub: “Are you sure mum,...are you REALLY sure I’m a polar bear?”
    Mum: “Yes son, you really are a polar bear,...but why do you keep asking?”


    Cub: “Why!... because I’m BLOODY FREEZING that's why!”


  • Biggus_DickusBiggus_Dickus Forumite
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    What did the heartbroken plumber say when his girlfriend finished with him?

    ...” I can’t believe it’s over Flo ”.:(


  • Biggus_DickusBiggus_Dickus Forumite
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    Husband: “Fancy a quickie?”

    Wife: “As opposed to what?”


  • Biggus_DickusBiggus_Dickus Forumite
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    Two guys chatting:-.

    First guy “how are you goin’on with your claim for Industrial Deafness?”

    Second guy,.. “I’ve heard nothing”.


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  • Biggus_DickusBiggus_Dickus Forumite
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    Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball a spokesman for Chipperfields circus said it will be very difficult to find another man of the same calibre.


  • peter_the_piperpeter_the_piper Forumite
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    Why did the Razor-bill Raise Her Bill?




    Cos the Sea Urchin wanted to See Her Chin!
    I'd rather be an Optimist and be proved wrong than a Pessimist and be proved right.
  • viv0147viv0147 Forumite
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    I made a chicken, curry last night! She didn't like it so I gave her corn
    Low Carb High Fat is the way forward I lost 80 lbs

    Since first using Martins I have saved thousands
  • peter_the_piperpeter_the_piper Forumite
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    What do you call a Zoo without dogs?



    A Shih Tzu.
    I'd rather be an Optimist and be proved wrong than a Pessimist and be proved right.
  • edited 25 February at 8:09PM
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    A weasel goes into a pub and walks up to the bar.
    "What can I get you"? asks the barman.
    "Pop" goes the weasel.
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