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Amazing instructions for fitting a toilet!

We are putting in a (very) cheap toilet in an brick outhouse for our builders to use (rather than hiring a portaloo) for when we get an extension built.

Here are some of the wonderful instructions for fitting the toilet.

Let pedestal aim at the water tank scupper, deflected properly, circumnrotate, and, the stainless steel hook can reach the stainless steel downside, then, revise the pedestal, the ceiling waster should put upside. Go through the pedestal by the middle finger of left hand to keep off stainless steel hook and make its both sides put around the outfall symmetrically.

Luckily we know what we are doing (and our toilet doesn't even have a stainless steel hook). :)

Spider.

Comments

  • I think those are instructions on how to use it - NOT install it !! :rotfl::rotfl:
  • cyclonebri1
    cyclonebri1 Posts: 12,827 Forumite
    I think those are instructions on how to use it - NOT install it !! :rotfl::rotfl:

    The mind boggles, now who said that?
    I like the thanks button, but ,please, an I agree button.

    Will the grammar and spelling police respect I do make grammatical errors, and have carp spelling, no need to remind me.;)

    Always expect the unexpected:eek:and then you won't be dissapointed
  • andygb
    andygb Posts: 14,644 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    The mind boggles, now who said that?


    The same Japanese person who wrote the instruction (destruction) manual for construction kits (Hasegawa, Tamiya) kits which I made decades ago:D
  • Crinkmeister
    Crinkmeister Posts: 473 Forumite
    Sorry - can you just explain the middle finger bit again?
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