Women!!!!!!!!!

hobo28

Just to even up the score with the "Men!!!!!!!!!" thread.

Post your pet hates here guys.

I'll start:

Why is it that women don't order any food then spend the entire night stealing yours?

Watching Jeremy Kyle followed by This Morning is NOT housework!

Men cannot be trained. We are humans. If you want someone to be trained, get a dog!

If we leave the loo seat up, put it down, its no big deal.

Oh and Corrie/Eastenders/Emmerdale is not real life. That stuff will rot your brain.

(Hobo ducks for cover!)

Al_Mac

Petrol pumps say not to be operated by under sixteens. It says nothing about women. Fill your own car up

mclaren_2

Why when we have a small moan about something are we "over dramatical" when we have to accept it when its them

Why do women ask questions like "where you going?" "what time you be back?" "why you doing this" - its - we will be back when were back!

Why do women ask us to do a job then tell us how to do it! - do it yourself

Why do women moan when we say we are ill? we dont when they are

Why do women always use childbirth as a pain example?

Why do women always have to think they know best?

Why do women think they are better drivers?

oooo i think im going to be the one ducking behind hobo

Knelley

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Thanx guys, that made me laugh out loudly!! Don't know if I will get away with saying this....but so many of them are true!!!!!

victory

(Hobo ducks for cover!)[/QUOTE]
run , keep running!!:D :rotfl:

DKLS

"I dont want an xmas/birthday present this year"
Like we are going to fall for that one

elona

DKLS

You are learning pet lol!;)

We ask where you are because we care about you and if you are late our imaginations have you in a car crash, injured or ill.

Our worst nightmare is that we lose the people we care about - we care about you and our children - even when grown - a lot!

It is a sign that we care!

DKLS

"Why" "Why" "But why" it just is thats why
Do I look like, I know the meaning of life?

dixie_dean_2

The whole which top do you prefer/how do I look shenanigans. Why, if I say you look really good and I like that top do you have to ask me 3 more times and then try another 4 different tops on before going back to the first one?

claireandella

My poor dad is really gonna be in trouble! He almost fell for the whole 'Let's not get each other anything this year' Christmas present thing. They do this every year and he never has dared go along with this suggestion yet (mum always buys him lots of presents). So he's spent ages buying her Christmas pressies despite the fact she won't give him any hints as to what she wants because 'they're not bothering'...

Now, the real difficulty- her birthday's just after Christmas and she wanted to go on a course which he was happy to pay for. This was fine but yesterday she changed her mind! What on earth do you get someone who really does have everything at such short notice! When you've already had to conjure things up for Christmas and it has to be just right

I'm female but I do think we set men up sometimes. (Hope my OH doesn't read this- if he does- you deserve it, you are often difficult and you cause soooo much mess...). We love to change our minds at the last minute and be as difficult as possible. I think it's a way to test that they really love us. i hate to say it but i sometimes do it and, if I'm honest to give me an excuse to moan (OH please don't be reading this)

comping_cat

Why do women always use childbirth as a pain example?

When you have had a baby (without pain relief) you will understand!!!!