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Just had a mortgage enquiry from a locksmith
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They have found a hole in the nudist camp wall.
I will go and look into it.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Atheism is a non prophet organisation.
I thought of making a pencil with an eraser at each end
but what would be the point.
She found that her boyfriend had a wooden leg
so she broke it off.
Once you have seen one shopping centre you have seen a mall.
That's enough puns ...Ed...............................I have put my clock back....... Kcolc ym0 -
Robert_Sterling wrote: »Our local chip shop wanted a Right To Fry mortgage.
What about the churchgoing people who had recently started singing together, and wanted to raise the finance to buy their church.......
they were looking for a First Time Choir mortgage:rotfl:I am a Mortgage adviserYou should note that this site doesn't check my status as a Mortgage Adviser, so you need to take my word for it. This signature is here as I follow MSE's Mortgage Adviser Code of Conduct. Any posts on here are for information and discussion purposes only and shouldn't be seen as financial advice.0
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