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    • 50Twuncle
    • By 50Twuncle 4th Dec 17, 11:36 AM
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    Story (please continue...)
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    • 4th Dec 17, 11:36 AM
    Story (please continue...) 4th Dec 17 at 11:36 AM
    It has just been announced that Queen Elizabeth II is to resign as of a week next Sunday - she is fed up with being a monarch and wants to go back to her pre-Queen activities such as Bear Bating, Pidgeon Fancying and Cheese Rolling.
    She also admitted (in a, yet to be released, interview with the Daily Mirror) that she has a fourth son - from a previous short term affair with an oriental gentleman (pre-marriage to Phillip) - This person is now, first in line for the British Throne.
    Phillip, for some, unknown reason, is not best pleased by this reelation .......
    This got Charles back up, slightly and decided to take a contract out on the new pretender and along with his own (equally affected) first born - they hatched a plot to rid themselves of the intruder........
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    • Head The Ball
    • By Head The Ball 6th Dec 17, 2:36 PM
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    Head The Ball
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    • 6th Dec 17, 2:36 PM
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    • #2
    • 6th Dec 17, 2:36 PM
    ...........The End.
    Who'll remember the ones
    who only rode in them to die
    All their lives are just a smudge
    of smoke against the sky
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