Your browser isn't supported
It looks like you're using an old web browser. To get the most out of the site and to ensure guides display correctly, we suggest upgrading your browser now. Download the latest:

Welcome to the MSE Forums

We're home to a fantastic community of MoneySavers but anyone can post. Please exercise caution & report spam, illegal, offensive or libellous posts/messages: click "report" or email forumteam@.

Search
  • FIRST POST
    • Potato Fist
    • By Potato Fist 6th Jul 17, 3:33 PM
    • 75Posts
    • 128Thanks
    Potato Fist
    Lets have a rap battle
    • #1
    • 6th Jul 17, 3:33 PM
    Lets have a rap battle 6th Jul 17 at 3:33 PM
    You pick a name from users on the forum and write a rap battle about them

    If they dont respond, they have choked and become a choke artist. Rap stands for rhythm and poetry so basically its a poem but with some gangsterisms inserted fam dun kno

    I'll start in post #1
Page 1
    • colinw
    • By colinw 6th Jul 17, 5:46 PM
    • 49,913 Posts
    • 136,541 Thanks
    colinw
    • #2
    • 6th Jul 17, 5:46 PM
    • #2
    • 6th Jul 17, 5:46 PM
    Where did it go? It was better than anything I could do
    • avogadro
    • By avogadro 6th Jul 17, 7:03 PM
    • 3,326 Posts
    • 5,681 Thanks
    avogadro
    • #3
    • 6th Jul 17, 7:03 PM
    • #3
    • 6th Jul 17, 7:03 PM
    A rap battle? Is that like a bard-off?
    • coffeehound
    • By coffeehound 6th Jul 17, 8:27 PM
    • 1,232 Posts
    • 2,097 Thanks
    coffeehound
    • #4
    • 6th Jul 17, 8:27 PM
    • #4
    • 6th Jul 17, 8:27 PM
    Potato-Fist, throw yo rhymes up there homie! 8)
    • SamsReturn
    • By SamsReturn 6th Jul 17, 8:52 PM
    • 1,064 Posts
    • 1,899 Thanks
    SamsReturn
    • #5
    • 6th Jul 17, 8:52 PM
    • #5
    • 6th Jul 17, 8:52 PM
    I went to McD this morning and had a bacon rap, with cheese on it.
    • Missli
    • By Missli 7th Jul 17, 10:43 AM
    • 7,058 Posts
    • 16,607 Thanks
    Missli
    • #6
    • 7th Jul 17, 10:43 AM
    • #6
    • 7th Jul 17, 10:43 AM
    It's not happening. It's too naff

    Might change my mind later!
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 7th Jul 17, 11:25 AM
    • 8,396 Posts
    • 10,688 Thanks
    Tipsntreats
    • #7
    • 7th Jul 17, 11:25 AM
    • #7
    • 7th Jul 17, 11:25 AM
    I am too rapped up with more important nonsense.
    • onlyroz
    • By onlyroz 7th Jul 17, 1:14 PM
    • 13,454 Posts
    • 25,570 Thanks
    onlyroz
    • #8
    • 7th Jul 17, 1:14 PM
    • #8
    • 7th Jul 17, 1:14 PM
    I wrote a rap about Theresa May for the Election Memes thread:


    May's Paradise:

    As I walk past the victims of austerity
    I take a look at their lives and rub my hands with glee
    'Cause we've been cutting and robbing so long
    The even the old folks think my conscience has gone.
    I ain't never taxed a man that didn't deserve it
    And treated the poor like scum you know you've all heard of
    You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking
    Or you and your type might be next for the chop.
    I really hate to boast but I gotta laugh
    As folks croak I steal their homes from under their nose, fools
    I'm the kinda gal Little Englanders wanna be like
    Stealing dinners from kids and chasing foxes on horseback.

    Been spending most my life living in a Tory Paradise (x4)

    Look at the situation we got you facing
    I called a snap election, I was baited by the polls
    So I gotta be down with the winning team
    A live television debate? In your dreams!
    I'm an educated fool with glory on my mind
    Got Number 10 in my hands and Europe in my eye.
    I triggered Article 50, set the clock ticking
    And the pound is down, but that don't matter fool
    Success ain't nothing but a heart beat away
    Take back control! Strong and Stable! Do what I say!
    Europe's 60 now, will she live to see 61?
    The way things are going I don't know.
    Tell me why are we so blind to see
    That the ones we hurt are you and me.

    Been spending most my life living in a Tory Paradise (x4)
    • Potato Fist
    • By Potato Fist 7th Jul 17, 3:06 PM
    • 75 Posts
    • 128 Thanks
    Potato Fist
    • #9
    • 7th Jul 17, 3:06 PM
    • #9
    • 7th Jul 17, 3:06 PM
    It has to be cancelled i'm afraid, some people are just too sensitive
    • Chris25
    • By Chris25 7th Jul 17, 4:23 PM
    • 12,511 Posts
    • 12,083 Thanks
    Chris25
    i thought it was clever but it might have been better to have it so that people can write a rap about themselves?
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 7th Jul 17, 4:51 PM
    • 8,035 Posts
    • 26,790 Thanks
    fairy lights
    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia born and raised...
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 7th Jul 17, 5:15 PM
    • 8,396 Posts
    • 10,688 Thanks
    Tipsntreats
    You rap and I'll dance if that helps.
Welcome to our new Forum!

Our aim is to save you money quickly and easily. We hope you like it!

Forum Team Contact us

Live Stats

262Posts Today

1,243Users online

Martin's Twitter
  • RT @thismorning: 'Sometimes the best gift is releasing somebody else from the obligation of having to give to you' says @MartinSLewis. Do y?

  • Shana tova umetuka - a sweet Jewish New Year to all celebrating. I won't be online the rest of t'week, as I take the time to be with family

  • Dear Steve. Please note doing a poll to ask people's opinion does not in itself imply an opinion! https://t.co/UGvWlMURxy

  • Follow Martin