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    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 28th Jun 17, 1:09 PM
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    fairy lights
    The cursed wish game
    • #1
    • 28th Jun 17, 1:09 PM
    The cursed wish game 28th Jun 17 at 1:09 PM
    You make a wish, the next poster grants your wish...but with a twist, before making a wish of their own.

    E.g. 'I wish I could fly'
    'Granted...but you get terrible altitude sickness'


    I'll start...
    I wish I could teleport
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    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 14th Jul 17, 4:59 PM
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    fairy lights
    Granted, but you've had a lot to drink and now you're desperate for the toilet


    I wish chips tasted as good as they smell
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 14th Jul 17, 10:53 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted.....but salt and vinegar are now illegal


    I wish I had another few hours in each day
    Girls do it better....
    • colinw
    • By colinw 17th Jul 17, 6:27 PM
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    colinw
    Granted.....but salt and vinegar are now illegal


    I wish I had another few hours in each day
    Originally posted by horleyflyer
    Granted but you also have two Mondays

    I wish I had bears feet
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 17th Jul 17, 6:54 PM
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    fairy lights
    Granted, but now the police and a horde of angry fans are after you for dismembering Bear Grylls

    I wish catnip had the same affect on humans as it does on cats
    • colinw
    • By colinw 17th Jul 17, 7:23 PM
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    colinw
    Granted, but now the police and a horde of angry fans are after you for dismembering Bear Grylls

    I wish catnip had the same affect on humans as it does on cats
    Originally posted by fairy lights
    It does but now you cough up fur balls every 5 minutes

    I wish I knew what cat nip was
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 17th Jul 17, 8:12 PM
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    Pyxis
    It does but now you cough up fur balls every 5 minutes

    I wish I knew what cat nip was
    Originally posted by colinw
    Granted. You are now a Professor of Catnipology. But you have to teach it to cats every day.
    (Have you ever tried teaching a cat anything? )


    I wish I had a maple and walnut ice cream cone.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • Kate/Bob
    • By Kate/Bob 18th Jul 17, 2:06 PM
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    Kate/Bob
    Granted. You are now a Professor of Catnipology. But you have to teach it to cats every day.
    (Have you ever tried teaching a cat anything? )


    I wish I had a maple and walnut ice cream cone.
    Originally posted by Pyxis


    Granted but it is made of Maple and Walnut wood!


    I wish I could leave work and get an ice cream from the van playing it's tune outside.
    Kate short for Bob.

    Alphabet thread High Priestess of all things unsavoury

    Tesla was a genius.
    • squiggles
    • By squiggles 18th Jul 17, 7:00 PM
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    squiggles
    Granted but your ice cream tastes of kippers.

    I wish grass didn't grow so fast in summer so I don't have to get the mower out so often.
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 18th Jul 17, 7:36 PM
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    Pyxis
    Granted but your ice cream tastes of kippers.

    I wish grass didn't grow so fast in summer so I don't have to get the mower out so often.
    Originally posted by squiggles
    Granted, but now it grows twice as fast in the winter.


    I wish that weeds were tasty and nutritious.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 18th Jul 17, 11:14 PM
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    Granted.....but they are all thistles and nettles


    I wish it wasn't so close tonight
    Girls do it better....
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 19th Jul 17, 10:53 AM
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    Granted, but Glen Close is hurt that you feel that way.


    I wish my boss would decide to close the company for the day and send us all home
    • Batman2017
    • By Batman2017 19th Jul 17, 12:29 PM
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    Granted, but without pay.

    I wish I could be a chess grandmaster!
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 19th Jul 17, 12:58 PM
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    Pyxis
    Granted, but without pay.

    I wish I could be a chess grandmaster!
    Originally posted by Batman2017
    Granted, but you're now trapped at the top of a tower playing chess constantly forever, never allowed out.


    I wish I could drink lots of water without needing to go to the loo every five minutes.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • colinw
    • By colinw 19th Jul 17, 7:18 PM
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    colinw
    Granted, but you're now trapped at the top of a tower playing chess constantly forever, never allowed out.


    I wish I could drink lots of water without needing to go to the loo every five minutes.
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    You can but it all comes out your ears

    I wish me curry would hurry up
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 19th Jul 17, 7:20 PM
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    Pyxis
    You can but it all comes out your ears

    I wish me curry would hurry up
    Originally posted by colinw
    Granted. But it will hurry out as well!

    I wish I had a wee dram of Scotch.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • colinw
    • By colinw 19th Jul 17, 7:22 PM
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    colinw
    Granted. But it will hurry out as well!

    I wish I had a wee dram of Scotch.
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Granted but it is Nicola Sturgeon

    I wish I had eight legs and a hundred eyes
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 19th Jul 17, 7:33 PM
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    Pyxis
    Granted but it is Nicola Sturgeon

    I wish I had eight legs and a hundred eyes
    Originally posted by colinw
    Granted, but the legs are on your head, and the eyes are..............not on your head.

    I wish I had a wee dram of Scotch that is an alcoholic drink and not Nicola Sturgeon.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • colinw
    • By colinw 19th Jul 17, 8:29 PM
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    colinw
    Granted, but the legs are on your head, and the eyes are..............not on your head.

    I wish I had a wee dram of Scotch that is an alcoholic drink and not Nicola Sturgeon.
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Granted but it tastes like Scotch sellotape

    I wish I could have spelled sellotape without a smell checker
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 20th Jul 17, 7:01 AM
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    Pyxis
    Granted but it tastes like Scotch sellotape

    I wish I could have spelled sellotape without a smell checker
    Originally posted by colinw
    Granted. But now all your words smell horrible!

    I wish I could learn my AmDram stuff more quickly.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 21st Jul 17, 1:45 PM
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    Granted, but you become so theatrical you can only speak in the voice of Brian Blessed


    I wish I had a maple and pecan slice
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