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    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 28th Jun 17, 1:09 PM
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    fairy lights
    The cursed wish game
    • #1
    • 28th Jun 17, 1:09 PM
    The cursed wish game 28th Jun 17 at 1:09 PM
    You make a wish, the next poster grants your wish...but with a twist, before making a wish of their own.

    E.g. 'I wish I could fly'
    'Granted...but you get terrible altitude sickness'


    I'll start...
    I wish I could teleport
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    • Piscean1991
    • By Piscean1991 9th Jul 17, 11:33 PM
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    Piscean1991
    Granted. But the foot massage is given by slugs.

    I wish I didn't catch so many colds.
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 10th Jul 17, 9:32 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted.....but you do have a compulsion to catch any passing insect


    I wish I could ride a scooter
    Girls do it better....
    • Kate/Bob
    • By Kate/Bob 11th Jul 17, 4:03 PM
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    Kate/Bob
    Granted.....but you do have a compulsion to catch any passing insect


    I wish I could ride a scooter
    Originally posted by horleyflyer

    Granted but it's Scooter from the Muppets


    I wish it would stop raining
    Kate short for Bob.

    Alphabet thread High Priestess of all things unsavoury

    Tesla was a genius.
    • colinw
    • By colinw 11th Jul 17, 5:58 PM
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    colinw
    Granted but it's Scooter from the Muppets


    I wish it would stop raining
    Originally posted by Kate/Bob
    Granted but you live in a tent in the Sahara desert

    I wish grass was Orange
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 11th Jul 17, 6:05 PM
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    Pyxis
    Granted but you live in a tent in the Sahara desert

    I wish grass was Orange
    Originally posted by colinw
    Granted, but the future's not very bright.



    I wish my tummy was flat.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • colinw
    • By colinw 11th Jul 17, 6:14 PM
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    colinw
    Granted, but the future's not very bright.



    I wish my tummy was flat.
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Good one

    It is but you now exist in only two dimensions

    I wish chocolate was good for you
    • Chris25
    • By Chris25 12th Jul 17, 2:26 PM
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    Chris25
    granted.....but you've lost your sweet tooth; you only like savoury things now.


    I wish I was four inches taller.
    • Oakdene
    • By Oakdene 12th Jul 17, 2:27 PM
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    Oakdene
    Granted but everyone else grows 8 inches....

    I wish I could sleep
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 12th Jul 17, 9:51 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted.....but your dreams are all nightmares


    I wish I had a morris minor
    Girls do it better....
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 13th Jul 17, 6:25 AM
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    Pyxis
    Granted, but he's the younger brother of Morris major.


    I wish I had a new TV aerial.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 13th Jul 17, 10:19 AM
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    fairy lights
    Granted, but you also have sky TV so the aerial is pointless.


    I wish humans never had B.O.
    • colinw
    • By colinw 13th Jul 17, 8:34 PM
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    colinw
    Granted, but you also have sky TV so the aerial is pointless.


    I wish humans never had B.O.
    Originally posted by fairy lights
    Granted but cake does

    I wish I could touch the Moon
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 13th Jul 17, 8:48 PM
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    Pyxis
    Granted but cake does

    I wish I could touch the Moon
    Originally posted by colinw
    Granted, but it's because it's come so close it's about to crash into the Earth and annihilate everything.


    I wish I had more chips.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 13th Jul 17, 9:08 PM
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    gonebust
    Granted, only they are beetroot chips and your wee changes colour

    I wish I could speak cat
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 13th Jul 17, 9:28 PM
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    horleyflyer
    Granted.......but cats all scatter when you appear.


    I wish I was in a better mood
    Girls do it better....
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 13th Jul 17, 10:46 PM
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    gonebust
    Granted

    Only your mood is only as good as mine, and that's filthy


    I wish I liked cake
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 13th Jul 17, 10:50 PM
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    fairy lights
    Granted, but cake doesn't like you and says mean things behind your back

    I wish I could have a lie in tomorrow
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 13th Jul 17, 11:21 PM
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    gonebust
    Granted


    Only mclateface will have delegated your workload elsewhere leaving you to have lie ins every day


    I wish I had some ice for my Coke
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 13th Jul 17, 11:42 PM
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    fairy lights
    Granted, but its a chunk of polar ice cap and may contain polar bear wee

    I wish my bed was a giant marshmallow
    • gonebust
    • By gonebust 14th Jul 17, 12:07 AM
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    gonebust
    Granted

    Only it's such a huge squishy marshmallow, that you sink into it never to be seen again


    I wish I wasn't as thirsty as I am
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