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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 9th Oct 16, 8:06 AM
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    The Random Odd Thoughts Thread..aka ROTT
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    • 9th Oct 16, 8:06 AM
    The Random Odd Thoughts Thread..aka ROTT 9th Oct 16 at 8:06 AM
    The random Odd Thoughts Thread is a thread for random odd thoughts.

    Eg........

    I think that the letter U should come after Q in the alphabet.

    It is joined at the hip to Q in words, so they must get traumatised by being split apart in the alphabet, a bit like swans wot mate for life.
    Last edited by Pyxis; 09-10-2016 at 10:36 AM.
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, P.P..

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    • tommix
    • By tommix 10th Oct 16, 1:47 PM
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    Why do satnavs ignore you, when they have made a mistake?
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    Punchline Alert!!

    I don't know. Why do satnavs ignore you, when they have made a mistake?
    • tommix
    • By tommix 10th Oct 16, 1:50 PM
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    Punchline Alert!!

    I don't know. Why do satnavs ignore you, when they have made a mistake?
    Originally posted by tommix
    Because they are bereft of a brain and are without conscience..Boom Boom!
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 10th Oct 16, 4:01 PM
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    Why do socks disappear from the wash?
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • tommix
    • By tommix 10th Oct 16, 5:48 PM
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    Why do socks disappear from the wash?
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    Because within every washing machine there is a portal to another dimension. 'Sockland' as it is known, is a strange world inhabited by socks and ruled over by her royal highness Queen Pringle the 2nd.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 10th Oct 16, 5:50 PM
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    tommix thank-you for that. I shall write to the Queen.
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    • TE1979
    • By TE1979 11th Oct 16, 3:31 AM
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    Why does ham always smell disgusting when you first open a new pack?
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Oct 16, 10:44 AM
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    Why does ham always smell disgusting when you first open a new pack?
    Pigs prefer blankets not plastic.
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    Must be funny
    • tommix
    • By tommix 11th Oct 16, 10:47 AM
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    What does the length of a piece of string have to do with anything?
    • fairy lights
    • By fairy lights 11th Oct 16, 10:55 AM
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    Pieces of string must get very upset, no one really cares about them, they only ever get used for analogy purposes.
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 11th Oct 16, 11:25 AM
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    Pieces of string must get very upset, no one really cares about them, they only ever get used for analogy purposes.
    Originally posted by fairy lights
    My pieces of string are very well cared for. They are sorted into different lengths, and have their own special pocket in a wall organiser.
    And they get used!

    My assorted good pokey things are also similarly appreciated.
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    • Wizard of Id
    • By Wizard of Id 11th Oct 16, 1:29 PM
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    Now that it has been moved and locked we might never get to know who the random question thread was about.
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    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Oct 16, 1:32 PM
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    Now that it has been moved and locked we might never get to know who the random question thread was about.
    Hmm I think it was about swans, and why do they mate for life.
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    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Oct 16, 8:19 PM
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    Actually it's about-
    Why Y asked why his X was still next to it, when U knew and showed it the V, who was late home for T.

    Eh said A I've B, we shall C said D. E it was upset, cos F had put on a Gstring. Don't drop your H called I, but alas J was off J walking with K. What the L is going on said M,pushing N, O do you mind, I'm having a P, there is a Q. Oh R so there is, I'll come back after T. U lot get back in line, where is V? Doing a double with me said W. That is Y I'm your X ZZZZZZZ
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    • Dill
    • By Dill 11th Oct 16, 8:34 PM
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    Why does wool smell when it's wet? Do sheep smell that bad when it rains.. I've never got close enough to one to find out.
    • Peter333
    • By Peter333 11th Oct 16, 9:17 PM
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    Would men still lust after women's boobs if they were hairy?
    Originally posted by Wizard of Id
    Ewwwwwww........ hahaha!!!

    Why do socks disappear from the wash?
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats


    Reminds me of this....................



    Why does ham always smell disgusting when you first open a new pack?
    Originally posted by TE1979
    Same as peanuts. Always smell of botty belches when they're opened.
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    I see things have improved a little.
    • Tigsteroonie
    • By Tigsteroonie 11th Oct 16, 9:21 PM
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    In other languages the Q manages perfectly well without a U though.
    I see the English language U as being incredibly clingy and overbearing, I mean we all know who Q is and what it does, it doesn't need U following it round everywhere supervising! It's not a healthy relationship.
    Originally posted by fairy lights
    Maybe Q - the letter, not the wonderful Quasar, queen of MSE - needs to emigrate. If would have a far greater chance of independence if it moved abroad.
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    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Oct 16, 9:24 PM
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    Peter333 I forgot about lids - Sooo true.

    This turning into a nutty thread - I likey

    Why is the toilet seat always up?
    Money, money, money
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    • Peter333
    • By Peter333 11th Oct 16, 9:34 PM
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    Peter333 I forgot about lids - Sooo true.

    This turning into a nutty thread - I likey

    Why is the toilet seat always up?
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    Not in our house............... My wife screams at me when I do it.


    Just kidding. She just moans haha

    A bit....

    Occasionally..........

    Don't tell her I told you will you?
    Dipping my toes back in after 2 months away...................

    I see things have improved a little.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Oct 16, 9:49 PM
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    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Peter333
    • By Peter333 11th Oct 16, 9:54 PM
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    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    Dipping my toes back in after 2 months away...................

    I see things have improved a little.
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