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    • SailorSam
    • By SailorSam 7th Oct 16, 1:27 PM
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    SailorSam
    The 10 worst contraceptives
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    • 7th Oct 16, 1:27 PM
    The 10 worst contraceptives 7th Oct 16 at 1:27 PM
    I suppose if you get carried away on a Saturday night, and you haven't got anything else, you'll try anything.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/e671cb02-4e5e-4f52-a835-25a5dd2a5963
    Last edited by SailorSam; 07-10-2016 at 1:39 PM.
    Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
    What it may grow to in time, I know not what.

    Daniel Defoe: 1725.
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    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 8th Oct 16, 9:36 PM
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    Tipsntreats
    Oooooh so long as you used protection.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • SailorSam
    • By SailorSam 8th Oct 16, 10:10 PM
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    SailorSam
    Oooooh so long as you used protection.
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    Always always be careful.
    You get 7yrs bad luck if you break a mirror,
    but it's so much more if you break a condom.
    Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
    What it may grow to in time, I know not what.

    Daniel Defoe: 1725.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 8th Oct 16, 10:35 PM
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    Tipsntreats
    Or when a camel eats it.

    Last edited by Tipsntreats; 08-10-2016 at 10:38 PM.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 8th Oct 16, 11:49 PM
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    Fruitcake
    Always always be careful.
    You get 7yrs bad luck if you break a mirror,
    but it's so much more if you break a condom.
    Originally posted by SailorSam
    The only time I ever used a condom, it broke.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 8th Oct 16, 11:53 PM
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    Tipsntreats
    Mmm bigger sizes are available.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 9th Oct 16, 12:06 AM
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    Fruitcake
    Mmm bigger sizes are available.
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    Do they also come in an embarrassingly small size, aka normal?
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 9th Oct 16, 12:15 AM
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    Tipsntreats
    Oh stop it. We all know you as Fruity. I will say no more.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • SailorSam
    • By SailorSam 9th Oct 16, 10:02 AM
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    SailorSam
    Oh stop it. We all know you as Fruity. I will say no more.
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    And now you've embarrassed me again Tips.
    Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
    What it may grow to in time, I know not what.

    Daniel Defoe: 1725.
    • Sam Fallow
    • By Sam Fallow 9th Oct 16, 10:15 AM
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    Sam Fallow
    When my late mother was a teenager she was told to take an aspirin to avoid pregnancy. The idea was that she held it between her knees.
    • SailorSam
    • By SailorSam 9th Oct 16, 10:23 AM
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    SailorSam
    When my late mother was a teenager she was told to take an aspirin to avoid pregnancy. The idea was that she held it between her knees.
    Originally posted by Sam Fallow
    Given the fact that you're here telling us the story Sam,
    it obviously doesn't work.
    Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
    What it may grow to in time, I know not what.

    Daniel Defoe: 1725.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 9th Oct 16, 2:32 PM
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    Tipsntreats
    What ever happened to lay back and think of England?
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Sam Fallow
    • By Sam Fallow 9th Oct 16, 4:05 PM
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    Sam Fallow
    Given the fact that you're here telling us the story Sam,
    it obviously doesn't work.
    Originally posted by SailorSam
    Yes, but when you plan to bring a little blessing of sunshine (me) into the world then no amount of contraception will stop the power of evolution.
    • oldhand
    • By oldhand 9th Oct 16, 4:49 PM
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    oldhand
    Reminds me of the american countrygirl who had never had sex and knew nothing about contraception.She went to live in the big city got herself a boyfriend and he kept pestering her for sex.So she asked her aunt who she was living with what to do?
    Aunt told her go to chemist an buy a pack of condoms then that night put one on her boyfriend before sex.Girl said she had no idea how to do that so her aunt took out a packet of cigarettes and a condom she had,then showed the girl by putting it over the cigarette.
    Off went the girl to the chemist and asked the girl behind the counter for a packet of condoms,girl asked her "what type"? Feeling shy the girl said "any type" the girl asked her "any particular size"?,the girl remembering her aunt said " oh big enough to fit over a camel",
    Thats when the girl behind the counter fainted....😱😱
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 9th Oct 16, 5:08 PM
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    Tipsntreats
    oldhand oh I like it!
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
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