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    • Indie Kid
    • By Indie Kid 6th Jan 14, 1:31 PM
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    Indie Kid
    Things that made you smile
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    • 6th Jan 14, 1:31 PM
    Things that made you smile 6th Jan 14 at 1:31 PM
    We have a what's irritating you thread, and I think we need a thread for things that have made us smile, etc.

    Me - well, we have a puppy who is now 8 months. I let her out this morning and was hoping to keep the door open for her to come in. But it was too windy. I was stood by the door waiting for her, expecting to see her come down the steps.

    I then heard a tap at the door. She'd come down the steps, which I hadn't seen and tapped to be let in. She also taps to go out.
    Sealed pot challenge #232. Gold stars from Sue-UU - £75.29 banked
    50p saver #40 £20 banked
    Virtual sealed pot #178 £80.25
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    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 20th Nov 17, 4:12 PM
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    Pyxis
    A lot of those new stadiums are soulless and the home crowd would be a bit subdued as they have not seen a home win in 20 games

    Which reminds me of this joke

    A Sunderland fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Sunderland have lost 3-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead. "That's amazing," says the barman, "what does he do when they win?" The Sunderland fan scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies, "I dunno... I've only had the dog for twelve Months."
    Originally posted by colinw
    Nice one!

    Now, what about a joke about that panda-shirted team?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
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    • colinw
    • By colinw 20th Nov 17, 4:15 PM
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    colinw
    Nice one!

    Now, what about a joke about that panda-shirted team?
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Impossible there are no jokes about them

    I am watching a man season his Wok......
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 20th Nov 17, 4:30 PM
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    Pyxis
    Impossible there are no jokes about them

    I am watching a man season his Wok......
    Originally posted by colinw
    Wok wiv?






    (I was going to say something else's, but desisted, seeing as how I am a laydee! )
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • DigForVictory
    • By DigForVictory 20th Nov 17, 6:29 PM
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    DigForVictory
    Enjoying the spectacular Miss Fielding on PM. Ah that voice. Still delivering double entendres with an apparently straight face & she's here all week! May I be that sensational at 90!
    • Jackmydad
    • By Jackmydad 20th Nov 17, 6:47 PM
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    Jackmydad
    Wok wiv?
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    Wivvered wump ov wyvern?
    • Judi
    • By Judi 21st Nov 17, 10:37 AM
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    Judi
    Decided to be brave and get on the scales i have chucked in the back of a cupboard.... think they are broke. i got three different weights. I'll go with the one that says 8 stone 6.

    If only
    'Holy crap on a cracker!'
    • Jingle_Belle
    • By Jingle_Belle 21st Nov 17, 5:33 PM
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    Jingle_Belle
    Hearing the excited chatter of little children in the shops looking forward to Santas visit.
    Looking Forward To Santa Filling My Stocking
    • Wizard of Id
    • By Wizard of Id 22nd Nov 17, 8:54 PM
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    Wizard of Id






    Every man is innocent until proven broke.
    Cryin won't help you, prayin won't do you no good.

    Walk 2000 3000 miles in 2017 - 3189.5
    This week 56.1
    • colinw
    • By colinw 1st Dec 17, 3:34 PM
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    colinw
    This video by George Carlin on political speak

    https://www.facebook.com/294441424220638/videos/540010626330382/
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 1st Dec 17, 3:56 PM
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    Pyxis
    This video by George Carlin on political speak

    https://www.facebook.com/294441424220638/videos/540010626330382/
    Originally posted by colinw
    Very good!
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • colinw
    • By colinw 1st Dec 17, 4:14 PM
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    colinw
    Very good!
    Originally posted by Pyxis
    and very accurate!
    • As Poor As A Church Mouse
    • By As Poor As A Church Mouse 1st Dec 17, 4:29 PM
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    As Poor As A Church Mouse
    Home time in 17 minutes.
    I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.
    • Wizard of Id
    • By Wizard of Id 2nd Dec 17, 8:15 PM
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    Wizard of Id
    A notch up on my trouser belt AND on my watch strap
    Every man is innocent until proven broke.
    Cryin won't help you, prayin won't do you no good.

    Walk 2000 3000 miles in 2017 - 3189.5
    This week 56.1
    • DigForVictory
    • By DigForVictory 2nd Dec 17, 11:50 PM
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    DigForVictory
    Safe back from hurtle south to see mum - and we bundled her foot up in a Waitrose Christmas bag for life, dragooned her into downing a hot cup of tea & propped her between grandsons for all of twenty seconds in the back garden in front of a tree she likes the foliage of. Shot them all without mercy, grandfather popped out to see what was happening & was pinioned by grandsons also, further mass shooting & we pretty much lifted her back in.
    She picked the best shots & they now have been circulated around the family, printed & put up on the fridge door & bless her, she's convinced she's the luckiest woman alive with three such big handsome grandsons. (I really must get her to specsavers...)
    • wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2
    • By wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2 3rd Dec 17, 4:08 AM
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    wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2
    A totally unexpected reunion with a old friend of mine whilst at church where I come and go as I please. A much needed boost and like old times. I look forward to renewing our aqqaintance as time goes on. Bring on the girlie times!
    • wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2
    • By wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2 3rd Dec 17, 4:11 AM
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    wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2
    Me being able to buy 500g of butter and 4 pints of Cravendale milk. It totalled almost £7 at Tesco but it was like an answer to prayer when I got the magic words 'Transaction Complete'. I praised the Lord!
    Now my food is returned to it's natural state of butter, milk, choices mostly on what to make.
    Only local free range eggs will help me now/
    • wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2
    • By wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2 3rd Dec 17, 4:12 AM
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    wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2
    My beloved brother, his wife, their baby and their insanely wonderful dog who loves me!
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 3rd Dec 17, 6:33 AM
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    Pyxis
    My beloved brother, his wife, their baby and their insanely wonderful dog who loves me!
    Originally posted by wouldbeqaulitymoneysaver2
    Hallo, Wouldbe! Haven't seen you in here for ages!

    How are you?
    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • Pyxis
    • By Pyxis 3rd Dec 17, 6:47 PM
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    Pyxis
    This barmy, bonkers, crazy emoticon!

    (I just lurve spiders! )
    INFJ(Turbulent).

    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom
    Founder Member: WIMPS ANONYMOUS
    • joansgirl
    • By joansgirl 5th Dec 17, 1:19 PM
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    joansgirl
    I think Bailie's diet might be working (shame about mine )

    I just noticed her collar seems looser so hopefully she's headed in the right direction
    Some people only exist as examples of what to avoid...
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    Finito
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