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    • Glad
    • By Glad 3rd Jan 14, 6:38 PM
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    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome
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    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome 3rd Jan 14 at 6:38 PM


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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:53 PM
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    Fruity try being in a classroom full of teenage boys. Windows and door closed too. Especially after lunch
    Originally posted by motivated
    You seem to forget that I once was a teenage boy in a classroom full of teenage boys, after eating chips and baked beans for dinner.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:54 PM
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    OMG you have just reminded me of when I was a teenager. I am quite skinny but have long legs.
    So I bought some fishnet tights in a larger size for the length. I put some knickers on top to hold them up. Drank too much alcohol, rushed to the loo, and forgot about the tights. Good job they were fishnets - True story.
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats

    I now have this mental image now .

    If I got a hole in my tights I used to dab a bit of nail varnish on it to stop it running. Until the end of the night when I realised I had stuck the tights to my leg
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:55 PM
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    You seem to forget that I once was a teenage boy in a classroom full of teenage boys, after eating chips and baked beans for dinner.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    So you are fully aware of the aromas I deal with in the room then
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:55 PM
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    Fruitcake
    OMG you have just reminded me of when I was a teenager. I am quite skinny but have long legs.
    So I bought some fishnet tights in a larger size for the length. I put some knickers on top to hold them up. Drank too much alcohol, rushed to the loo, and forgot about the tights. Good job they were fishnets - True story.
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    As an old man, I can tell you that forgetting to pull up your fly after a wee is better than forgetting to pull it down before doing it.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:57 PM
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    So you are fully aware of the aromas I deal with in the room then
    Originally posted by motivated
    It's a badge of honour, Miss.

    The louder, the smellier, the bigger the kudos.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:57 PM
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    As an old man, I can tell you that forgetting to pull up your fly after a wee is better than forgetting to pull it down before doing it.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Or doing it up during I feel the pain.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 16th Jul 17, 8:59 PM
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    As an old man, I can tell you that forgetting to pull up your fly after a wee is better than forgetting to pull it down before doing it.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Now we all have our evening mental images.
    I will bid you Good Bye.
    Have a lovely evening.
    I will be back for more nonsense on the morrow. lol
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 9:00 PM
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    Night tips. I will be off very soonly. The hooligan factory awaits
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 9:05 PM
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    My Lovely and I are about to settle down for an evening of hand holding whilst we watch the last episode of The Loch.

    TTFN
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • horleyflyer
    • By horleyflyer 16th Jul 17, 10:45 PM
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    Feel like a latecomer to a party
    .....backs out and closes door quietly
    Girls do it better....
    • motivated
    • By motivated 17th Jul 17, 6:27 AM
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    Morning Horley sorry I missed you I needed to get my beauty sleep and at my age I need all the help I can get

    Morning the rest of you crazy lot, what exciting things do you have planned today? Just the norm for me, apparently I will be expected to play Tennis today End of term activities and whoever put my name down for that one has a lot to answer for.

    Bjorn Borg present and ready for action SIR! Oh and it was nice knowing you all
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 17th Jul 17, 7:46 AM
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    Hello horley. Our spheres aren't overlapping at the moment.

    Morning Rosie. Tennis? Ha. No chance here. My Lovely Cousin tried to get me to play when she was about 13. I was absolutely useless.

    I am taking my Uncle/FiL to the nurse this morning, then my Lovely and I are off to deepest darkest Tips' County to see MFTE. Lunch out in a nice caf!, buffalo milk ice cream on the way back.

    I hope everyone else is going to have a splendid and fulfilling day.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 17th Jul 17, 10:26 AM
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    Morning Everyone
    Oh, my poor Horley I will send a PM explaining we only post late when Josephine is available.
    That way we can pamper her at the weekend.

    Moti TENNIS no no no! Too hot today and far too energetic. I hated at school, I used to hit the ball so hard it went right over into some neighbours garden. Then spend the rest of the session walking very slowly to retrieve it. Now Trampolining I loved that and had all the badges.
    BTW Moti we are heading down your way real soon - best you go into hiding.

    Fruity have a lovely day with your biggest boy and enjoy your nicecream.

    Laterers
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 17th Jul 17, 4:47 PM
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    We are back. Lovely lunch in the land of the Yetties, brought the furniture back, got some gas for the Beast and picked up the Money Pit as well on the way.

    A light tea will be consumed laterer then I shall go home and cut the grass.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 17th Jul 17, 4:54 PM
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    We are back. Lovely lunch in the land of the Yetties, brought the furniture back, got some gas for the Beast and picked up the Money Pit as well on the way.

    A light tea will be consumed laterer then I shall go home and cut the grass.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Glad you had a lovely day Fruity - It sure is hot
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 17th Jul 17, 5:11 PM
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    I forgot to say, I know where to find our friend.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • motivated
    • By motivated 17th Jul 17, 6:23 PM
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    Evening friends present and past.

    I thought I caught a glimpse of our friend at the window of Wuthering Heights. Waving at us. I wonder if they have been going there since 1763

    I sure wasn't built for Tennis I can tell you. It took me all of about 4 minutes to decide to umpire in the shade instead. Only my scoring system was the first one to 10 .

    Fruity have you trimmed the lawn yet? It's too hot for mowering too.

    I officially have half a day left at Borstal
    school then its
    Last edited by motivated; 17-07-2017 at 6:25 PM.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 17th Jul 17, 6:52 PM
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    Moti I am so glad you liked the pic and I hope he does.
    1763 We will have to ask.
    Half a day wow - Can we have a party when you have broken up?
    Now I am pretty sure a comment will be made about that broken term.

    LUN is at footie with son-of LUN. Gosh, I am getting good at this.
    Fruity come in you are not cow whispering again I hope.
    I wonder if his grass is greener than mine.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • motivated
    • By motivated 17th Jul 17, 6:55 PM
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    I done away with the grass and have stones instead. Low maintenance just like me
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 17th Jul 17, 7:04 PM
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    I done away with the grass and have stones instead. Low maintenance just like me
    Originally posted by motivated
    You could have bought a goat.

    Goodness me look at Fruity
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
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