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    • Glad
    • By Glad 3rd Jan 14, 6:38 PM
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    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome
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    • 3rd Jan 14, 6:38 PM
    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome 3rd Jan 14 at 6:38 PM


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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 7:49 PM
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    I prefer a pelican bib so I can scoop up anything I drop and have for afters.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 16th Jul 17, 7:52 PM
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    I prefer a pelican bib so I can scoop up anything I drop and have for afters.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Yuk - That serves me right
    Do you not like the St Swithins Day thread? I thought you might have something profound to say
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 7:55 PM
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    Yuk - That serves me right
    Do you not like the St Swithins Day thread? I thought you might have something profound to say
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    I hadn't looked at it. I'll do it now. It sounds like an old wives' tale to me.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 16th Jul 17, 8:18 PM
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    I hadn't looked at it. I'll do it now. It sounds like an old wives' tale to me.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:27 PM
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    We know someone who did a whole thread about old wives' tales don't we children?
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 16th Jul 17, 8:33 PM
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    We know someone who did a whole thread about old wives' tales don't we children?
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Those were the day's my friend. We know a song about that too.

    Where has Rosie zoomed off?
    I need to go soon - No not the loo
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:38 PM
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    I just came back in to read you was going to the loo Tips. I should've gone to specky savers.

    I didn't Zoom off anywhere I've eaten to much to zoom around. More like a stroll
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 16th Jul 17, 8:43 PM
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    I just came back in to read you was going to the loo Tips. I should've gone to specky savers.

    I didn't Zoom off anywhere I've eaten to much to zoom around. More like a stroll
    Originally posted by motivated
    Now I am going to post a pic that Wizard gave me. I think Fruity will like it.
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:45 PM
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    Never fart with tights on Tips, it blows your shoes off
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:46 PM
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    I just came back in to read you was going to the loo Tips. I should've gone to specky savers.

    I didn't Zoom off anywhere I've eaten to much to zoom around. More like a stroll
    Originally posted by motivated
    I thought perhaps you had dropped some ice cream down your decolletage and had gone to find a longer spoon to get it out.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:47 PM
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    All I can say is, pharts are phunny.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:48 PM
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    motivated
    I thought perhaps you had dropped some ice cream down your decolletage and had gone to find a longer spoon to get it out.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    No I have a straw for that because the fluff doesn't get sucked up
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:49 PM
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    All I can say is, pharts are phunny.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Fruity try being in a classroom full of teenage boys. Windows and door closed too. Especially after lunch
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 16th Jul 17, 8:50 PM
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    Never fart with tights on Tips, it blows your shoes off
    Originally posted by motivated
    OMG you have just reminded me of when I was a teenager. I am quite skinny but have long legs.
    So I bought some fishnet tights in a larger size for the length. I put some knickers on top to hold them up. Drank too much alcohol, rushed to the loo, and forgot about the tights. Good job they were fishnets - True story.
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:53 PM
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    Fruity try being in a classroom full of teenage boys. Windows and door closed too. Especially after lunch
    Originally posted by motivated
    You seem to forget that I once was a teenage boy in a classroom full of teenage boys, after eating chips and baked beans for dinner.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:54 PM
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    motivated
    OMG you have just reminded me of when I was a teenager. I am quite skinny but have long legs.
    So I bought some fishnet tights in a larger size for the length. I put some knickers on top to hold them up. Drank too much alcohol, rushed to the loo, and forgot about the tights. Good job they were fishnets - True story.
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats

    I now have this mental image now .

    If I got a hole in my tights I used to dab a bit of nail varnish on it to stop it running. Until the end of the night when I realised I had stuck the tights to my leg
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:55 PM
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    You seem to forget that I once was a teenage boy in a classroom full of teenage boys, after eating chips and baked beans for dinner.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    So you are fully aware of the aromas I deal with in the room then
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:55 PM
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    Fruitcake
    OMG you have just reminded me of when I was a teenager. I am quite skinny but have long legs.
    So I bought some fishnet tights in a larger size for the length. I put some knickers on top to hold them up. Drank too much alcohol, rushed to the loo, and forgot about the tights. Good job they were fishnets - True story.
    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    As an old man, I can tell you that forgetting to pull up your fly after a wee is better than forgetting to pull it down before doing it.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 16th Jul 17, 8:57 PM
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    So you are fully aware of the aromas I deal with in the room then
    Originally posted by motivated
    It's a badge of honour, Miss.

    The louder, the smellier, the bigger the kudos.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • motivated
    • By motivated 16th Jul 17, 8:57 PM
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    As an old man, I can tell you that forgetting to pull up your fly after a wee is better than forgetting to pull it down before doing it.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Or doing it up during I feel the pain.
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