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    • Glad
    • By Glad 3rd Jan 14, 6:38 PM
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    Glad
    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome
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    • 3rd Jan 14, 6:38 PM
    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome 3rd Jan 14 at 6:38 PM


    Good evening all

    and welcome to a brand new Arms

    a place to chill and chat

    for everyone



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    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Jul 17, 7:33 PM
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    Same wavelength.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • motivated
    • By motivated 11th Jul 17, 7:41 PM
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    Talkin' o' barf, what bird steals soap from the bath?
    Robber ducks.

    What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?
    One is rude and nosey.
    The other is nude and rosey!
    Originally posted by The Last Username


    What do you call a man covered in leaves?
    Russell
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 17, 7:42 PM
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    What's brown & Sticky? .......




    A Stick
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Jul 17, 7:48 PM
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    Or Brown Sauce.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • The Last Username
    • By The Last Username 11th Jul 17, 7:57 PM
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    Heh, you know I had trouble wiv emoticons & found sum noo wunz?
    Well, I found one fer Rosie; here's yer well-deserved cuppa.

    Laterers folks, tis time I must depart.
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Jul 17, 8:00 PM
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    You need a toon LUN.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 17, 8:03 PM
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    Sleazy
    Will listen later, but looks a bit emoticanal to I.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 11th Jul 17, 8:14 PM
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    I must follow LUN. See you tomorrow. Nice Toon this.

    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 11th Jul 17, 8:18 PM
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    Sleazy
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Jul 17, 12:43 AM
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    I should be nice to you too Sleazy. The Eleventh Commandment. Thou shalt be nice to Mr Sleaze
    Originally posted by motivated
    You do know there were originally eleven commandments in the bible don't you? I am being serious. The protestants combined two similar ones to make a nice round ten, and the catholics did the same but with two different ones.

    I must follow LUN. See you tomorrow. Nice Toon this.

    Originally posted by Tipsntreats
    Yer linky bain't worky vur oi.


    What do you call a man with a car on his head?

    Jack.
    Last edited by Fruitcake; 12-07-2017 at 12:47 AM.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • motivated
    • By motivated 12th Jul 17, 5:35 AM
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    Morning all

    Fruity I never knew about the Ten Commandments. You learn something new every day

    Proper weather for ducks today on the Essex coast. Great if your on playground duty

    Hi Sleazy, how are you today, hope you are very well and have a fandabidozi day. See I'm being nice

    What do you call a man in a swimming pool with no arms or legs?
    Bob

    We're all following LUN
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jul 17, 5:49 AM
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    Morning to all visitors past, present and future.
    About these Commandments - the 'Ten' were the 'big'ones, but there were hundreds of other laws covering different aspects of their lives as well.
    Been rainin' all night, but stopped now which is good as I need to go out.
    Up as usual to take my pretty her 0530 tea before she gets prepared for the gulag. Still, another week and a half to ho ... even to go
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Jul 17, 8:06 AM
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    Fruitcake
    Good morning all and one.

    From waaaaaay up here on the fifth floor it looks like it might have stopped raining. That means I won't get wet walking to the train, and hopefully it will be dry at the other end as well.

    I'm going to check out now and hope the train aren't late like it was last time I was yer.

    Chats latererer.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jul 17, 8:15 AM
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    Morning Fruity, Glad you be aright after last night.
    Oim avin me brekkers in Wuthering as per usuwally, followin' which I got an appointy-ment at a certain gover-mental orifice. If I survives to tell the tale, may be around for lunch-Eon, unless EDF gets there afore I does.
    If I soundz agitateried, it's on account of the voices, cranially speaking.

    Man goes into a doctor's
    "Doctor, people keep ignoring me"
    "Next Please"
    Last edited by Sleazy; 12-07-2017 at 8:18 AM.
    • motivated
    • By motivated 12th Jul 17, 8:24 AM
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    A man went to the doctor and said dr i feel like a wig wam and a teepee. Dr says. You are too tense
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jul 17, 8:29 AM
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    You seem in wind down mode already Rosie! I know how much Mrs Sleazy is looking forward to the end of term, but she has a long day Thursday for parents consultation and next week, school disco or summat.

    Laterer,
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jul 17, 11:20 AM
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    Good Morning Everyone
    Safe Journey home Fruity.
    I hope your appointment goes OK Sleazy.
    Moti you are full of fun today.
    Laterers
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Jul 17, 1:39 PM
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    Fruitcake
    Whul the train were late again but I had opted vur an earlier one so I still made good time getting home. A bit later a gert big gurl stuck I with a needle and drew blood. I reckon she were related to Rosie.

    Next we had a wisit from the loft inversion project manager before we went out to do a top up shop. We've had luncheon and now I'm waiting for my turn with the itinerant chiropodist.

    I think I should go and find a job as I were never this busy before I retired.

    Good luck Sleazy. You know you can always rely on us for therapeutic banter if needed.

    What's every other people been up three today?
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jul 17, 2:41 PM
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    Welcome back Fruity.
    Yes, I am afraid the vampires need to keep a check on you.
    I suppose your footsies are being tickled now.

    I have finished my big shop. I am cross because I see in Lidl many products are now in smaller bottles etc.
    I need to the bank now so I will pop back later.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jul 17, 5:40 PM
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    Goodness, it is quiet.
    Dinner is cooking and I just popped back. It is a beautiful evening I have to say.
    I suppose everyone is enjoying the return of the sun - I don't blame them.
    Oh well just lonesome me.
    Try later
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
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