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    • Glad
    • By Glad 3rd Jan 14, 6:38 PM
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    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome
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    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome 3rd Jan 14 at 6:38 PM


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    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jun 17, 8:22 AM
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    Morning Hobbits and any old china

    Fruity, I'm studying me Wuthering Heights again (well I need some vitalls with my medicationing). Got a bit of shopping to do, then off to Daffy this avo, excepting that my Daffy is a she. Me marbles are a bit wobbly of lately, so if you don't smell me laterer that'll be why.

    Mrs Motivator - Hopes you ok and hubby got back alrighty.
    Last edited by Sleazy; 12-06-2017 at 8:25 AM.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jun 17, 11:36 AM
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    Good Morning all
    Such a lot to catch up on before posting.
    All this talk of Winter clobber, shorts and flippin flops for Summer.

    Fruity when we had a loft clear out, I found some old African wooden masks hidden in the corner.
    Left by the previous owners, I freaked out saying they were voodoo masks.

    Sleazy are you back from Witherspoons yet?

    The weather in Bournemouth is dull and windy
    Laterers
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jun 17, 12:37 PM
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    Good afternoon Tipsy, hope that you are well. Don't you be worryin' about those masks - unless they have your name on and pins stucked in, you'll be ok. You can trust me because I'm not a polisman. Regarding those flip floppers, I would like to tell you flatly that I doesn't like them although I appreciates the practicality. Also, be careful not to be wearing any of your new sox with they flip floppings as we wouldn't want sandy to be getting everywhere.

    By the way, I am back from my ditherings at Wutherspoon Heights, and no I did not drink any water. Only coffee, but thank ee kindly for your offer of alky-hol which I must decline as I am determined to get on that wagon today before it runs I over.

    Apologises if I'se rambled on a bit, but it's me marbles rattling.
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Jun 17, 1:08 PM
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    Would the Elgin Marbles do instead?

    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jun 17, 1:31 PM
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    Just popped in for some Afternoonings Tea.
    Sleazy I hate flip flops never worn them - I hate things between me toes.
    As you may remember I am always tripping over - Honestly, if there was a hair on the floor I would trip.
    So am I to support you with abstinence from alcohol?

    Fruity honestly headless women with big Assets!

    I forgot to tell you all about my offer In Gib. I have found another dealer for my paintings. So I shall now be busy as it will be a very large canvas. I have many of my paintings on my walls, I can take a couple of pics and post if anyone is interested.

    Thinking of you LUN, can't wait to see the announcement from you.

    Moti I hope to see you later.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Jun 17, 1:57 PM
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    Yes please Tips, I would like to see digital images of your painted images.

    There was a thread a while ago about whether people were good at arts and crafts. Did I show you piccies of my rocking horses I made for my boys?

    We are off to deliver some amenity, order a cooker, and look at display cabinets in a charity shop.

    Busy, busy, busy.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jun 17, 2:49 PM
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    Yes please Tips, I would like to see digital images of your painted images.

    There was a thread a while ago about whether people were good at arts and crafts. Did I show you piccies of my rocking horses I made for my boys?

    We are off to deliver some amenity, order a cooker, and look at display cabinets in a charity shop.

    Busy, busy, busy.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    Yes Fruity I saw the pics. But post again for the others.
    I hope you find what you are looking for today Fruity.
    I will take some pics.
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • The Last Username
    • By The Last Username 12th Jun 17, 4:17 PM
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    Well the stork is on strike, or maybe it's to blowy?
    Whichever, there is no news yet .......... though I'm personally hoping that the arrival waits until new tyres are fitted to Mrs Lun's vee hickle tomorrow.
    I said yesterday that I put the mockers on it.

    Tips, is you is or is you isn't gerrintabee a known artist types then?


    Fruity I have been to Elgin, it's near RAF Lossiemouth.
    But I saw no marbles like them.
    I do hope your cooker-ordering has been suck cess full.

    Sleazy, are you still determinedly chasing that wagon?
    Me too - but in case I must drive to maternity in the middle of the night.
    Your "ackin' all over" just reminded me ............. those of us of a certain age will remember "ack your ankle".

    I hopes your employ was bearabubbles Mrs Motivator?
    Up so early though .......... Reminds me of when I used to do such darft fings for money; now I choose when I work.

    Well, better see to DS & prep dindins I s'pose.
    Laterers all.
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 12th Jun 17, 5:11 PM
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    Good afterings pee-opolee.

    A (nearly) successful day has been had.
    A car load of amenity has been disposed of at the local amenity site.
    New cooker ordered along with removal of old and installation of new.
    Second hand display case purchased from a good cause shop, to be delivered and old unit donated in return.

    The only downer is that I have discovered the zorst is blowing on my car so I shall have to waste drinking vouchers in exchange for some hollow metal.

    LUN, I stayed in Elgin several times when I was a-wurking at RAF Lousygob, testing them there jet engine thingies. I didn't see any marbles either, but I did see a Blackburn Buccaneer parked in a filling station. I have a picky of it somewhere. I wonder if the pilot got reward points when they filled up with paraffin.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jun 17, 5:28 PM
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    Just a quickie as I need to cook dindins.
    LUN I have sold paintings - but I am not famous.
    I will post pics when hubby gets his camera out.
    Mystic Tips thinks Wednesday for the stork.

    Glad you got sorted Fruity.
    Back soonly
    • The Last Username
    • By The Last Username 12th Jun 17, 5:58 PM
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    Oh the Buccaneer - my dad once told me he "did" the electronics on them.
    Sorry to hear about your exhausting day too Fruity.
    There's always summing wiv automobiles isn't there?
    I has ordered new centre caps for the alloys today coz two have strangely started randomly bubbling.

    Tips, don't worry coz I too is not famous.
    In fact I am probabubbles the exact opposite of famous ......... except to a small circle wot knows me, to whom I is infamous.

    Soons.
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jun 17, 6:15 PM
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    Hello All, lot's of reading ... sounds loike everybody's been busy apart from I.

    Fruity, maybe somebody was busy with their chainsaw, hence the headless bodkins?
    LUN - Almost missed the wagon, cos after visiting Daffy, the wifey wanted some 88-90% water and suggested that as I had already lost me marbles as confirmed by said quack, it probably wouldn't do I any harm to have a glass or three this evening. Now you can understand why I loves my wifey greatly - she orften makes a good suggestion such as this.
    Miss Tipsy - I realises why you durzn't loike flippin' floppers - you durzn't need 'em. I found this old picky of 'ee :



    Mrs Motivator, didn't want to leave you out, so I found this picky of what you looks loike at the end of the day:
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jun 17, 6:28 PM
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    Thank-you Sleazy pleazy

    Here be your marbles
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jun 17, 6:38 PM
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    Thank 'ee Miss Tipsy, but how does I get them inside my cranials?
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jun 17, 6:40 PM
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    Thank 'ee Miss Tipsy, but how does I get them inside my cranials?
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Silly Billy open you mouth and ..........................
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • The Last Username
    • By The Last Username 12th Jun 17, 6:49 PM
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    I just wanted to point out that today should be footie day for son ...... but it has been cancelled.
    Shame, innit?


    Worralottamarbulz!
    Sleazy, don't be tempted to try nasal insertion with them marbulz.
    I has seed the after-effects in A&E of this & it was not pretty.


    (No it was not me either! )
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jun 17, 6:52 PM
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    Thanks LUN, last time I see marbles loike that I was concentrating constipating at me orifice. That's why the quack wouldn't let I work no more - I can't constipate on anything for very long, and the paperwork just piled up in the orifice, if you can understand I loike.
    Last edited by Sleazy; 12-06-2017 at 6:54 PM.
    • Tipsntreats
    • By Tipsntreats 12th Jun 17, 6:57 PM
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    Oooh I know nothing

    I have learnt that my BIL living first in Mexico, and now in Nicaragua for the last eight years.
    Obviously, he can speak Spanish but with an English accent. The locals call it Spanglish - I like that word
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 12th Jun 17, 7:12 PM
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    Miss Tipsy, Talking of langy-wig, oise got a question for yer. When youse went to Gibralty, what langy do they speaks? I'm assuming it must be called Giberish loike what we speaks here, or are they a bit more genteel?
    • The Last Username
    • By The Last Username 12th Jun 17, 7:18 PM
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    Understoods prefectly Sleazy, things piling up in yer orifices ain't good.

    Have I told you before that I love Mexico Tips?
    For holidays though, even a month is OK but I isn't shoor I wanna live there .......... and I never got to Knicker agua yet.
    Did you know agua is Spanish for water?
    Portuguese too.

    Me, I prefer cerveza (chela -> beer).

    Eddy cayshunal this fred, innit?
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
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