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    • Glad
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    Money Savers Arms CXXVI - serving beer, wine, soft drinks, tea, coffee - all welcome 3rd Jan 14 at 6:38 PM


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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 8th Jun 17, 9:06 AM
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    Good morning all and one.

    It's wet and windy by here today.

    I'm just waiting for my Lovely to get back from dropping her Mum's dog at the vet for an op, then we are orf to vote.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 8th Jun 17, 11:57 AM
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    Good Morning All, hopes you all had good zeddy-winks last nightly. I been up since cat song at 5am and finished with a couple of tuits that I wanted to get around to this morning. Just windy here but no rain yet. Soon be time for bargin' hunt on the beeb - what I could really do with is finding a ring for a tenner and selling it for 650 biggies. That'll do very nicely, thank you vicar. After the lunchtime electioneering news, I reckon it'll be time for me nap, so I'll be saying "later, alligator" about now.
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    • By The Last Username 8th Jun 17, 4:44 PM
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    Hello fellow fellows.
    And felowettes if there be any here any longerer?

    What a strange-whether day, undecided whether to persistently or show the bright golden orb so a mixture of both - and sometimes all together.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezGHapF8-lY

    Voting dunned and now we are orf fer two whole weeks - me so's I can be a bit nerdy & stay watching election results and Mrs LUN from tomorrow in readiness for the stork.
    For eldest, who's due date was today-ish.

    Mrs LUN still has sore throat - and just told X-ray (from about 50 years ago it seems, although it's three weeks-ish) is clear.
    Further investgayshuns are doo but nuffink firmly arranged so the roundabout rigmarole with doctor persons must recommence.

    Nanny LUN - well I thought she'd pressed an alarm or maybe (ahem) had an event yesterday but it was not her. So otherwise MRI went well & more differing tests are planned for over this next fortnight - which is anuvver raisin we is both orf.


    Now I'm off to see to spag bol and bitz before drowning bathing son etc.
    Who knows, I might get on again latererer.
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 8th Jun 17, 5:13 PM
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    LUN - Thank ee for updatink us alls, there be a glass waiting for you laterers if youz out wandering nearly-by.
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    • By The Last Username 8th Jun 17, 6:40 PM
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    Ta for that Sleazy but I'm gonna be you for the night if dat's okeedokees wiv you? - a lounge lizard.

    There's some big build thingy on the big screen laterer that Mrs LUN wants to watch & I must admit I enjoy gigglin' at it too, then it's election stuff.
    I may stay up for as much of that as I can wivout knee ding matchsticks for the eyes.

    So in readiness I'm stocked up vino-wise with a few nice Sauternes on chill; if I go whisky see I will probabubbles be a-zeds by the witching hour so vino it is.
    You're welcome to join in, I've got plenties & I have big glarses wot does hold harf a bockle if you so desire.
    Nibbles too; I have pork gyros ready to flash-fry and salad + flatbreads prepared, and () mince pies plus ET cream AND Irish barmbrack along with the ooze ewe all stuff in case I can't decide wot I want.

    If Fruity is up to it too we could make a real night of it.


    Now an educational announcement:
    The very first name on our ballot paper was "The Iconic Arty Pole" of The Monster Raving Loony Party.
    I like their manifesto and a lot of their proposals make complete sense in this mad world.
    I particularly like:
    Plans to introduce the 99p coin to avoid having to always get 1p change at the supermarket.
    Plans to make unicorns a protected species to encourage to come out of hiding and start breeding again.

    So for those who have not yet voted ..................
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 8th Jun 17, 6:58 PM
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    We voterated this morn afore getting rid of more clothes and bedding wot iz surplus to current needs. We took it to a cash for clothes place so we got sum monies and the stuff still goes to a charitee overseez zumwhere.

    My friend picked I up and we had a splendid chin-wag with friends and former work inmates at a retirement do near the big sitty. It was good to see them all again.

    On the way back we passed an overturned hoss box on the other carriageway along with a plethora of emergent vehicles. Local roads are currently deadlocked as a result of this, and a result of some seriously bad road planning as there is only one way in and out of the town up our end.

    Time to unwind and do some hand holding now with my Lovely Cousin whilst we watch TV.

    Chats laterer.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 8th Jun 17, 7:13 PM
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    Hello to both and any body else whats lisening. I'm on me grape juice plus soliderfried cow milk that be a bit crumbly loike. Electioneering? not for me, gave it up yonks ago.

    LUN - I does loike the ideary of a 99p coin though. Makes proper sense that do.

    Wifey were in Norfolk and had a noice time looking after the kiddy-winks. She be enjoying a glass or six of whitish fizzy pop now, about 92% water I reckon. Wagon forgot to stop here agin today, so couldn't get on, although cheesy did fall orf.
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    • By The Last Username 8th Jun 17, 7:57 PM
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    Has ee tried that crumbly solidified cow stuff with (and no pun intended, honest injun') a good fruit cake Sleazy?
    If not you might just be surprized how nicely it does suit - we has here Lincolnshire Plum Bread which TBH has no plums and instead is a lighter fruit bread loaf, and the crumblies goes great wiv dat.
    I likes it with proper rich fruit cake too.

    'Tis a good job said wagon did not stop today.
    'Tis a special day.
    (Any day can be special - you just gotta find the reason. )
    Enjoy.
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 8th Jun 17, 11:00 PM
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    When I lived in Yorkshire I was introduced to the delicacy that is cheese with apple pie. It is not as daft as it sounds when you think of a pluffman's nuncheon with cheese and apple.

    I have introduced it to the locals by here but so far it has not taken off. I shall keep trying though.

    I have never tried cheese with incestuous products but I will give it a try.
    Last edited by Fruitcake; 08-06-2017 at 11:03 PM.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 9th Jun 17, 5:43 AM
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    When I lived in Yorkshire I was introduced to the delicacy that is cheese with apple pie. It is not as daft as it sounds when you think of a pluffman's nuncheon with cheese and apple.

    I have introduced it to the locals by here but so far it has not taken off. I shall keep trying though.

    I have never tried cheese with incestuous products but I will give it a try.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake
    I think you could be on a winner, but I don't quite follow the meaning of the incesty-woos bit so if you could edify me, much obliged. Reckon that oive had a sheltered brunging uppy so I does.
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 9th Jun 17, 8:35 AM
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    I think you could be on a winner, but I don't quite follow the meaning of the incesty-woos bit so if you could edify me, much obliged. Reckon that oive had a sheltered brunging uppy so I does.
    Originally posted by Sleazy
    Me, Fruitcake, having foody carnal knowledge of fruitcake. Perhaps using the espresso "cannabilisticals" might have made more sensicles.

    It's a bit sunny and a bit calm by here today. Much political turmoils on the telly so I shall give it all a stiff ignoring. There are far more important things in my life at the mo.

    I spent many a happy a time working on them there flying machine motors, "somewhere in Norfolk."
    UK MoD had this wonderful idea many eons ago. Let's find a place called Nowhere and build an airbase in the middle of it. I used to stay near Queen's Lynn then trek half an hour to and from the base a-cause there was nowhere nearer to stay with a decent variety of quaffing and face stuffing establishments.

    I hopes all and one are wellish and enjoy your days.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 9th Jun 17, 10:04 AM
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    Me, Fruitcake, having foody carnal knowledge of fruitcake. Perhaps using the espresso "cannabilisticals" might have made more sensicles.

    It's a bit sunny and a bit calm by here today. Much political turmoils on the telly so I shall give it all a stiff ignoring. There are far more important things in my life at the mo.

    I spent many a happy a time working on them there flying machine motors, "somewhere in Norfolk."
    UK MoD had this wonderful idea many eons ago. Let's find a place called Nowhere and build an airbase in the middle of it. I used to stay near Queen's Lynn then trek half an hour to and from the base a-cause there was nowhere nearer to stay with a decent variety of quaffing and face stuffing establishments.

    I hopes all and one are wellish and enjoy your days.
    Originally posted by Fruitcake

    Talk about being dim ... of course!
    Got up this mornin' and felt finely. Went with wifey on the bus and popped in to see my mum (she's made it to 90) .
    Had a coffee or three in town at WetherForks with a bite or so, then a rather large and dark personal cloud descended upon I. I assumes this is all part of the 'losing me marbles' conditioning. Anyways I shall try to motivate myself to do the washings up, then we'll see what happens.

    Wifey enjoyed Norfolk - picked up a lot of purty shelly things from the beach and apparently the sky only cried a bit.

    Probably see you laterers if you don't see me furst
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 9th Jun 17, 5:13 PM
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    Well that has been a most successful day. We culled a cupboard then I increased the storage space within said cupboard by building in some shelves. Erz all much neater now and I have a few million Brownie points, and I didn't overdo it either.
    Then, I managed to finally get the photos off Mrs F's phone and backed them up on to her Tablet. She are most chuffed and I have even more Brownie points.

    The only problem is, I don't know how to spend the aforementioned points. I don't even know what the exchange rate is.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 9th Jun 17, 5:33 PM
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    Fruity, here's one ideary - In a day or three's time you starts-a-groaning to yourself. When Mrs F asks what be the trouble, you says "Oive been-a-sufferin' ever since I did those shelves". Immediately your points be doubled (loike in Tesco), plus she'll tell you to rest-a-whiles whilst she cooks you sumfin' nice. When she brings it, you says "bit parched loike", which'll prompt er to get you some zcrumpy sharpish like.

    Make sure you gives your Ellie a lickl bit too, but mind she don't dribble or you'll get caught.
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 9th Jun 17, 5:56 PM
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    Nice idea, sneaky efun.

    Howezza, now my back iz betterer she are letting me go out on Tuesdegg night with the SAGA Louts, so I think that is going to be my points redempshun.

    I don' want to spoil that.

    I've just been watching the daft young Magpies. We normally get three every year sticking their beaks into allsorts of silly stuff. Today they are playing with pond weed and fighting over a twig.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
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    • By The Last Username 9th Jun 17, 6:06 PM
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    Great plan there Sleazy.
    Somehow though were it I methinks I would find a way to budgie it up.

    I could suggest how I redeem my brownie points Fruity but I might get banned ........... here or by Mrs LUN, or worse.

    Well after recovery I has trimmed the lawn again.
    I begin to understand the current fascination for faux grass (not to be confoozed with foie gras) which carpet shops keep advertising hereabouts - but do you have to vacuum it or summat? And will we have to buy plastic worms and plastic snails etc.?

    I has also arranged new tyres for OH's vehicular transport - bit of a that coz it needs four this time. Still, ordered & fitting booked.
    With the state of roads nowadays I does wonder why I bother buying decent-ish ones coz some of our potholes are bigerer than her car. My mechanic says he's doing a roaring trade in springs.


    I might be about later on.
    I might not.
    I think I will surprise myself and wait & see.
    Toodles.


    P.S. - Fruity, I has been larfing at antics of pigeons and also family of starlings.
    I'm amazed how many starlings fit on the rim of our bird bath.
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 9th Jun 17, 8:48 PM
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    LUN - don't you forget there's faux moley hills and a faux lawn mower you'll also need to account for. As an ideary, if there be so many potty-holes in your neck of the woods, why not try an ovvy-crafty? That might just do the tricky nicely.
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    • Fruitcake
    • By Fruitcake 10th Jun 17, 8:31 AM
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    You are also going to need fake grass clippers, and a fake strimmer, and fake lawn edger... and as for the fake lawn fertiliser, and fake weed killer to kill the fake weeds, I'm not so sure fake grass is such a good idea after all.

    It's cool and windy but dry by here today. MFTY, his wife, and one of the instant grandkids will be descending upon us this morning. I shall need a restipoo afterwards.
    I married my cousin. I had to...
    I don't have a sister.

    All my screwdrivers are cordless.
    "You're Safety Is My Primary Concern Dear" - Laks
    • Sleazy
    • By Sleazy 10th Jun 17, 9:09 AM
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    Weather same here so far - leastaways I haven't sniffed any rain. Having my fairly 'usual' brekkie in Wetherbeaters of veggie sausages in a bun with coffee. Had orders to stay out most of the morning to give wifey room to tidy up.

    Not sure that I'll have any winks today - slept a lot yezerday.

    Toodle Pip until laterers
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    • By The Last Username 10th Jun 17, 3:42 PM
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    Felicitations everypeeps!


    I'm likin' the idea of a hovvy-craft Sleazy. Will insurance be much more than now for my ickle auto moe beel? Coz they keeps puttin' that up, though I did save a little bit thanks to a couple of Meerkats.

    Which leads me to a thought for the day: can we have a comparison site for the comparison sites?
    Because I used .... five I think (plus a few independents) and the prices were different on all of them, sometimes by more than just a little bit! For the second time in about a mumf too, coz I did the house insewererants too.


    I do hope you are suitably recovered following your invayshun Fruity?
    Well, you two convinced me - I will stick with real grass-like grass.
    Otherwise the beasties will be most upset and I would miss the smell after its haircuts.
    (Plus we don't have the room for all the fakery as there are concerns regarding frost-proof and colourfast properties etc... )

    After a very damp start to the day it has beed rather nice, sunny, warm & windy enough to dry loads of laundry. But not quite nice enough for washing & cleaning the car, strangely ..............


    Laterers all.
    "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
    Spike Milligan
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