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  • ormus
    • #2
    • 5th Apr 12, 11:26 PM
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    • 5th Apr 12, 11:26 PM
    a womans mouth should have a zip.
    Get some gorm.
    • Steve-o
    • By Steve-o 5th Apr 12, 11:29 PM
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    Steve-o
    • #3
    • 5th Apr 12, 11:29 PM
    • #3
    • 5th Apr 12, 11:29 PM
    a womans mouth should have a zip.
    Originally posted by ormus
    Except for the horror of getting your tackle caught in it.
    I have no signature.

  • ormus
    • #4
    • 5th Apr 12, 11:32 PM
    • #4
    • 5th Apr 12, 11:32 PM
    ill take the risk.
    Get some gorm.
    • Nile
    • By Nile 5th Apr 12, 11:49 PM
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    Nile
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    • 5th Apr 12, 11:49 PM
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    • 5th Apr 12, 11:49 PM
    I have one example - the umbrella. When it rains, its normally windy and with the slightest breeze, umbrellas blow inside out. It doesn't matter if I paid £3 or £33 for my umbrella, it still blows inside out. The umbrella needs to be redesigned to be more useful in windy weather.

    This is why I don't like umbrellas
    Originally posted by Middy
    Your wish has been granted:

    http://www.clifford-james.co.uk/buy.cfm/miscellaneous/windproof-umbrellas/68/yes/40449
  • worbikeman
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    • 6th Apr 12, 12:38 AM
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    • 6th Apr 12, 12:38 AM
    If I took an umbrella out in the rain where I live I'd get beaten up
    • Trazy
    • By Trazy 6th Apr 12, 12:44 AM
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    Trazy
    • #7
    • 6th Apr 12, 12:44 AM
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    • 6th Apr 12, 12:44 AM
    I've given up bothering with umbrellas, I find my head is pretty waterproof
    If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

    Nappies and government ministers need to be changed frequently and for the same reason
  • Stephen Leak
    • #8
    • 6th Apr 12, 1:03 AM
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    • 6th Apr 12, 1:03 AM
    Take the wings off aeroplanes and put umbrellas along the top of the fuselage. Every umbrella I've owned has been the most perfect aerofoil ever designed.

    "Jiffy" bags and bubble wrap should be redesigned with helium in the bubbles to save postage and make things easier to carry.
    Last edited by Stephen Leak; 06-04-2012 at 1:07 AM.
    • torbrex
    • By torbrex 6th Apr 12, 5:19 AM
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    torbrex
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    • 6th Apr 12, 5:19 AM
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    • 6th Apr 12, 5:19 AM
    I've given up bothering with umbrellas, I find my head is pretty waterproof
    Originally posted by Trazy
    You beat me to the punchline Trazy

    I remember my dad telling me that I shouldn't worry about the rain as my skin is waterproof after all look at how much water it holds in.
    But, he said I should watch out for the sun as skin is not fireproof

    I have one example - the umbrella. When it rains, its normally windy and with the slightest breeze, umbrellas blow inside out. It doesn't matter if I paid £3 or £33 for my umbrella, it still blows inside out. The umbrella needs to be redesigned to be more useful in windy weather.

    This is why I don't like umbrellas
    Originally posted by Middy
    I have always wondered why people who complain about umbrella's even bother with them, they already know that they will turn inside out at the slightest breeze and yet still persist on buying them.
    If they want their clothes and in most cases their hairstyle to stay dry then the best option has to be a decent overcoat with a hood.
    I remember Billy Connolly commenting during one of his tours that 'there is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes'
    It's so nice to be insane,
    No-one asks you to explain.

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