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The Garden Fence - help and support in tough times

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  • Nargleblast
    Nargleblast Posts: 10,762 Forumite
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    Are your ears burning, Hester?
    One life - your life - live it!
  • karcher
    karcher Posts: 2,069 Forumite
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    monnagran wrote: »
    Only if the policemen provided them. I happen to know that Hester has decluttered her furlined manacles.

    Well so long as she got her moneys worth ;), this is a money saving site after all :money:
    'I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
    And I ain't got the power anymore'
  • monnagran
    monnagran Posts: 5,284 Forumite
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    I can hear the forum monitors coming down the thread to put us on the naughty step.
    I'm off to read an improving book.
    I believe that friends are quiet angels
    Who lift us to our feet when our wings
    Have trouble remembering how to fly.
  • Hard_Up_Hester
    Hard_Up_Hester Posts: 4,656 Forumite
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    Blue lights? Or red lights and blue movies!!
    I did ask the policeman if I could see his truncheon but he only had his extendable baton with him.
    They did have handcuffs but they wouldn't let me play with them, spoilsports.
    I had pink furry ones, rubber ones and black leather ones!
    Also it's true about getting old, all the policemen looked young enough to be my grandchildren!
    Oh I do wish I was a bit taller as I had to stand on a box to steer at one point!
    Chin up, Titus out.
  • Hard_Up_Hester
    Hard_Up_Hester Posts: 4,656 Forumite
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    You can get rude books too Monna, not just rude movies!
    Chin up, Titus out.
  • Nargleblast
    Nargleblast Posts: 10,762 Forumite
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    Do any of your work colleagues know this side of you, Hester?
    One life - your life - live it!
  • Hard_Up_Hester
    Hard_Up_Hester Posts: 4,656 Forumite
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    Some do, but not all of them, some of them are just too naïve and innocent, it would scare them!
    Chin up, Titus out.
  • Nargleblast
    Nargleblast Posts: 10,762 Forumite
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    I am sure the awful truth will be revealed at your leaving party! Always best to go out with a bang......(and on that low note I leave the Garden Fence in your capable hands for the night, my bed is calling me.)
    One life - your life - live it!
  • Knit_Witch
    Knit_Witch Posts: 4,436 Forumite
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    Nargleblast wrote: »
    .......wonder if handcuffs were involved?

    That was nearly red wine across the screen!
    Must use my stash up!
  • greenbee
    greenbee Posts: 16,139 Forumite
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    Knit_Witch wrote: »
    That was nearly red wine across the screen!

    You should know by now not to drink while reading this thread...
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