Milton Jones is a very very funny man Blog Discussion

However the MoMSG (mother of the MSG) called her afterwards to say we’d been on together at the beginning, which the MSG is very excited about as it’s very romantic so I’m told……

You were on for fleeting half-second as it showed all the celebs arriving. I think the whole of MSG was in shot but only half of you, so it must have been your romantic side that was showing

Clariman

Two of my favourites of Milton Jones are:

"I was mugged by a man on crutches, wearing camoflague. Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can't run....."

"I was chased by police dogs recently, so I ran through small tunnels, dodged in and out in between sticks, over jumps and through hoops of fire - How was I to know they train for that."