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    • robowen
    • By robowen 4th Feb 06, 7:47 PM
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    Beethoven Joke.
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    • 4th Feb 06, 7:47 PM
    Beethoven Joke. 4th Feb 06 at 7:47 PM
    A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward ! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
    By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

    By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously.
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    rob
    If only everything in life was as reliable...AS ME !!
    robowen 5/6/2005©

    ''Never take an idiot anywhere with you. You'll always find one when you get there.''
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    • RitaCami
    • By RitaCami 19th Apr 17, 7:56 AM
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    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
    • Wizard of Id
    • By Wizard of Id 22nd Apr 17, 12:32 PM
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    Did a search on ebay last week for a lighter, 33,000 matches showed up in the results.
    Every man is innocent until proven broke.


    Walk 2000 miles in 2017 - 865.3
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    • bubblesbonbon
    • By bubblesbonbon 22nd Apr 17, 12:51 PM
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    I dunno!... there's no pleasing some people.

    I got up really early this morning, cut the grass then spent 2 hours in the greenhouse carefully nurturing seedlings for planting out.

    And what does my missus say to me??

    "All you've done all morning is mown and grown!!
    "Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful"

    Samuel Johnson, Rasselas (1759)
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