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I read on a spoof site that you can save money by getting up at noon. Makes perfect sense to me.
- Don't have to eat breakfast.
- Less likely to go out, because less places to go. You're also starting far too late.
-As a result, no parking tickets or fines.
-Less likely to go out for a coffee for the same reason.
-By evening you don't feel you've had a full day, so don't want to go out for the evening.
-Don't bother with morning courses.
-This lifestyle would also not attract a partner, which will save you money.
Okay the problem is how you get money in the first place.
- Don't have to eat breakfast.
- Less likely to go out, because less places to go. You're also starting far too late.
-As a result, no parking tickets or fines.
-Less likely to go out for a coffee for the same reason.
-By evening you don't feel you've had a full day, so don't want to go out for the evening.
-Don't bother with morning courses.
-This lifestyle would also not attract a partner, which will save you money.
Okay the problem is how you get money in the first place.
Advent Challenge: Money made: £0. Days to Christmas: 59.
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My Saturday lad used to follow this rule. He always answered the door in his dressing gown when I called for him at 12pm. (He's now been sacked, as his work was awful also.)0
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