hurt my eyes reading these Ts and Cs

This is what gives us antique and collectable sellers a bad reputation, this is just part of the stuff that seller feels the need to shout out to potential buyers , all in very LARGE bold font. They also have another line saying that they start at 99p so that the item can find it's own level - and then when you look most items are priced at between £15-£70 BIN only!

MISC NOTES;
I am not an antiques dealer, I have no shop and am not an expert ,I describe all of my items carefully and am always accurate with my descriptions. I am an amateur enthusiast when it comes to antiques and I have some family knowledge of each piece,!but with this item and with!all my items please look at the photos carefully, ask questions , do your own research but above all else please decide for yourself on the items age and origin and material type.
AT THE END OF THE AUCTION, IF YOU WANT COMBINED POSTAGE...DO NOT PAY FOR YOUR ITEM UNTIL I SEND YOU A COMBINED INVOICE. IF YOU PAY SEPERATELY FOR EACH ITEM EBAY STOPS LINKING THEM AND I HAVE NOT GOT THE TIME TO TRAWL THROUGH 180 ITEMS TO SPOT COMBINED PURCHASES. IF YOU WAIT FOR A COMBINED INVOICE FROM ME WHICH MAY TAKE 2-3 DAYS DUE TO THE VOLUME OF ITEMS SOLD YOUR ITEMS WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY LINKED BY EBAY AND I CAN COMBINE POSTAGE.OTHERWISE PLEASE NOTE YOUR ITEMS MAY BE SENT INDIVIDUALLY AND NOT COMBINED.
!WILL ALL BIDDERS PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY READ SELLERS NOTES WHICH IS WHERE, IN LINE WITH EBAY POLICY, I DESCRIBE ACCURATELY THE ITEMS CONDITION.....IF YOU FAIL TO READ THIS THEN CAVEAT EMPTOR.
SHIPPING NOTES;
I will post or ship your item within!!15 working days (excluding weekends)!from the date of cleared payment. Most of the time you will have your item in plenty of time but if a lot of my items all sell at once it will take me longer to get them all out to you. FOR THIS PARTICULAR BATCH I HAVE A VERY HIGH NUMBER OF QUALITY ITEMS ALL BEING SOLD AT ONCE, 180 IN TOTAL, I AM THEREFORE GOING TO NEED THE FULL 15 DAYS TO POST YOUR ITEM SO PLEASE BEAR WITH.!
I place all items in order of who pays first to determine which gets posted first. Multiple purchases are always sent first as a priority. This does not mean that you will get your item within!15 days, you!probably will,!but that I have up until the 15th working (excluding weekends)!day to dispatch. Please do not email me during this period fretting that you have not received your item, I've simply not sent it out yet. Email me in advance if you have special requirements, I cant promise anything but I will do what I can . These are my terms of business (for me as an individual seller ), listed here, clear for all to see ,before bidding, and as part of my conditions of business.!
My Postal/Shipping prices will almost always be higher than average and that is simply because it matters to me that your item turns up; turns up in one piece; and that the things my family have amassed over the years are not broken or lost. I will only post by recorded delivery. If an item is too big I will use Parcelforce. I invariable use brand new postal boxes, bubble wrap and newspaper. They cost money and this will be passed on to you via the postal price. I am flexible over personal collection, a mutually convenient meeting point close to where I live can almost always be arranged. I will ship abroad for most items except the heavy ones, but again the service I use will only be Royal Mail International tracked and signed, so If you are from outside the UK,!email me for a shipping quote!PRIOR TO BIDDING. I will combine postage on multiple purchases.
PAYMENT DETAILS;
As listed below, but from auction end you have!3!DAYS!!!to pay!CLEARED FUNDS or email me with your reasons why not. If you haven't paid I may second chance offer the item to the next higher bidder!