Nissan Dealer and duct tape repair...

[dacouch]

How about this for a dodgy back street repair but from Nissan Main Dealer...

http://www.bitterwallet.com/category/complaints

[vikingaero]

That's a good reason to buy a silver car - use silver duct tape to repair any damage!

[Sirbendy]

I did it once to a Renault 11 I had that had been jacked up with a forklift by the PO, leaving 2 large dents in the sill.

Several layers of Masking tape, foil, and duct tape, then tap all the edges firmly down and repaint the sills with hammerite, then spray correct colour.

Looked spot on..heh. I did run that car until the engine and drivetrain gave up though. Shocking for dealer!