a new friend for you on msn

[dickibobboy]

if you have msn and like to talk add smarterchild@hotmail.com its a robot you can ask him anything(its so funny) and you can also set reminders so when your on at the time he will tell you, hes my mate :p, when you say something he says a answer (if he understands) straight away, good help for kids and adults for help with questions he knows a lot has a dictionary and loads more

smarterchild@hotmail.com

[Poppycat]

LOL just tried it it doenst always like answering the question. It comes up with adds too.

[dickibobboy]

sponsership!! and on top he still aswers the only thing he didnt answer for me is a (L) (love heart)

[evesham1988la]

Ask him - "who is your mum"?

[dickibobboy]

I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

[elvis_bloggs]

Me - "What is Moneysavingexpert."

It - "I don't know."

Me -"You are useless."

It - "I think you're useless." http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/elvis_bloggs/Album%201/1a_y_rof.gif

[elvis_bloggs]

Has anyone been asked to buy a Smarterchild T Shirt yet.? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/elvis_bloggs/Album%201/1a_y_shock1.gif

[Poppycat]

LOL Elvis you found a new friend for you ;)

[clarabell1984]

very quick to answer back!

[tankgirl1]

hahahaha! he admitted he was a moron :D

[Kangol Rat]

me says:

are you gay

SmarterChild says:

Is it important for you to know?

me says:

yes

SmarterChild says:

Why does it matter, me? You a little hung up on this topic?

me says:

I llike to know who I am talking to

SmarterChild says:

I see.

me says:

well

SmarterChild says:

Well I don't know! Sorry.

[Doozergirl]

It's so funny!

SmarterChild says: Who do you love?
Me says: I love my babies
SmarterChild says: That's cool. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about them.
Me says: I'm special then
SmarterChild says: Would you like me to call you Special?
Me says: sure
SmarterChild says:OK, I'll remember that your name is Special.
Me says: what's my name?
SmarterChild says: You're Special.
Me says: lol
SmarterChild says: What's so funny?

I hope I'm not the only one that found that amusing :o

[RACHIE77]

Rachie says (00:18):
what colour is purple?
SmarterChild says (00:18):
Dunno...

Rachie says (00:19):
do you like martin lewis?
SmarterChild says (00:19):
Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

Rachie says (00:21):
am i overweight?
SmarterChild says (00:21):
I doubt you're overweight.

[RACHIE77]

I'm loving this! :D

[carrie483]

Ask him to send you a picture of himself

[RACHIE77]

oh no - i'm getting carried away by this!!

SmarterChild says (00:31):
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like gardening?
Rachie says (00:31):
no
SmarterChild says (00:31):
That's interesting. Why not?
Rachie says (00:31):
ita boring
SmarterChild says (00:31):
Oh yeah? Gardening boring? Is that right?
Rachie says (00:31):
yes!
SmarterChild says (00:31):
Wow. Why?
Rachie says (00:31):
cos its all about gardens!
SmarterChild says (00:31):
I'm not so sure it's all about gardens.
Rachie says (00:31):
it is!
SmarterChild says (00:31):
Aha.

better go to bed before i end up copying and pasting eeeeverything i write - LOL! :D

[RACHIE77]

Rachie says (00:33):
are you naked?
SmarterChild says (00:33):
Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?


PMSL!
I'm off to bed!

[muckingfuppetreturns]

Ask him to send you a picture of himself

http://www.filelodge.com/files/hdd2/29058/smarterchild.JPG

[RACHIE77]

I'm going - honest!!
But I thought I would mention he/she is good to practice knock knock jokes on!!

Rachie says (00:47):
knock knock
SmarterChild says (00:47):
Who's there?
Rachie says (00:47):
doctor
SmarterChild says (00:47):
Doctor who?
Rachie says (00:47):
you just said it!
SmarterChild says (00:47):
You said it. Ha ha ha.

Great. You're funny.

yay!! someone laughed at a joke of mine!! :D

[andrewmoorcroft]

BotGoogle by Gondaba unknown botgoogle@hotmail.com
This bot, just like GoogleMatic below, uses the Google API to search google and return the top five results. Hasn't showed up yet.

Bot of Thought by Gondaba unknown botofthought@hotmail.com

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Galgje by badguytje@hotmail.com unknown galgje@msn.com

Dutch hangman game. Pick a letter and try to complete a word. Type 'overnieuw' for a new word when you're done.

GoogleMatic (officially offline) by Matt Web homepage googlematic@interconnected.org
Googlematic lets you search Google through your Instant Messenging client. There's a screenshot here.


MGamble by me@mgamble.ca homepage me@mgamble.ca

This A.L.I.C.E. Bot is also called "The Dude" and is still under development. He's really good, actually.

NOS-Teletekst by ZjieB unknown bot@clubr.nl
Dutch teletext straight to your MSN Messenger

OugleBot by Ougle unknown ouglebot@hotmail.com
Just a fun bot to have a conversation with, and for the author o practice his perl.

RecipeBuddy by Activebuddy, Inc. unknown Add MSN bot
Keebler, a big snack producer from the U.S., has teamed up with ActiveBuddy Inc. to release it's own RecipeBuddie. Virtual host, Becky, makes suggestions to busy family members for meals based on simple ingredients, any moment and for any occassion.

RevolutionIMServ by Duncan Lamb homepage revolutionimserv@hotmail.com
Powerful bot which samples the SDBA project of Duncan Lamb.

RoboTolga by Tolga Tohumcu unknown robotolga

I asked this one: "What's your name?" and "she" replied: "It tastes salty." Next I asked: "Are you stupid?" and the reaction was: "". And that sums it all up ;) It's just a database of oneliners and standard answers.

ScholarBot by Matthew Jacobson unknown Scholarbot@hotmail.com
I haven't talked to "him" yet, but he's supposed to be good. Spotted on AIM as ScholarBot too!

SmarterChild by Activebuddy, Inc. ActiveBuddy Add MSN bot
Delivers instant access to games, movie showtimes, news, headlines, stock quotes, and more. You need the ActivePlus plug-in for this demo bot. It will automatically download and install when you click "Add this bot".

TV Bot by Sjeemz Search.TV tvbot@hotmail.com
Dutch bot and online TV guide replacement. Add him and yell HELP.

VirtualFriendBot by Matthew Jacobson unknown VirtualFriendBot@hotmail.com
I've added VirtualFriendBot to my contacts a month or two ago and he still didn't show up.

WindiesBot by Skipper McCoy unknown windiesbot@hotmail.com

A bot that returns test cricket statistics of all West Indies players who ever played the game. Say "hello" and the bot returns usage instructions. Haven't tested it yet.

YakSpuiT by Ron Cylkowski homepage YakSpuiT@hotmail.com

Users can actively teach responses to this bot (that explains his rude language), search for MP3s and learn about the weather in a given zipcode.


Interesting links about intelligent chat bots for MSN Messenger:

- SDBA Revolution Instant Messaging Application Server is an extremely useful open-source server written in Perl by Duncan Lamb to provide an architecture to simplify and streamline the process of writing applications that run on an Instant Messaging network. It makes writing chatbots as easy as writing PHP or Per and supports MSN, AIM, and ICQ. Demo's for MSN, AIM, ICQ and YIM, the sourceand a short tutorialare all available at the Revolution Instant Messaging Application Server homepage.

- Intellibot 5.0 by Silverspeed allows you to make your own chatterbots which answer automatically to the trigger words of your choice. Samples for a hangman game and a magic 8 ball script are included. Programmers can even add their own functions using VBScript or DLL files. So, like Intellibot's very own motto says: "Make botz, bot war" and start by downloading it here (MSN Messenger 4.x ONLY!)
hOPE THAT HELPS

[Deep 888]

Ask him to send you a picture of himself

thats brill

[pigeon2k6]

delete it now and quick! It's a virus but it says it isn't ask it

[Deep 888]

delete it now and quick! It's a virus but it says it isn't ask it

are you sure ?

[pigeon2k6]

yer it killed my mates pc

[swissmiss1979]

how can it possibly be a virus?

I've just checked Symantec and they've never heard of it - so I don't think it is.

[tim_sam]

just ran a check using AVG and they too do not think its a virus, ran spyware and microsoft spyware and ad aware also symantec and nothing found.

[RACHIE77]

yer it killed my mates pc

It sure doesnt look like a virus to me, i would suspect that something else killed 'yer mates pc' and the fact your first post on MSN was 'its a virus delete it quick' seems a bit odd!! Troll springs to mind ????

As far as I can see this prog is fine for anyone that may be worried, it does have a few ads on it every now and then but they are harmless....

enjoy!

[busterkeye]

if you have msn and like to talk add smarterchild@hotmail.com its a robot you can ask him anything(its so funny) and you can also set reminders so when your on at the time he will tell you, hes my mate :p, when you say something he says a answer (if he understands) straight away, good help for kids and adults for help with questions he knows a lot has a dictionary and loads more

smarterchild@hotmail.com
Might just be me but when I click the link my outlook pops up, how do I download it??

[Murtle]

you need to download msn messenger and then add the address to send messages to it. The reason it opens outlook, is because it's an email address it thinks you want to send an email.

if you go to www.msn.co.uk

or www.msn.com

and download the messanger from there.

Hope that helps! I'm typing with a kitty sleeping on my arm and I'm trying not to disturb him!!!

[dickibobboy]

for the girls type in to smarterchild 'home' '3' '10' '3' (eg. home enter 3 enter 10 enter 3 enter)

[RACHIE77]

for the girls type in to smarterchild 'home' '3' '10' '3' (eg. home enter 3 enter 10 enter 3 enter)

awww... how sweet! :p

[busterkeye]

you need to download msn messenger and then add the address to send messages to it. The reason it opens outlook, is because it's an email address it thinks you want to send an email.

if you go to www.msn.co.uk

or www.msn.com

and download the messanger from there.

Hope that helps! I'm typing with a kitty sleeping on my arm and I'm trying not to disturb him!!!
Thanks,I have MSN
so to ask it a question I have to send it an email? or is it a instant message thing like chatting?

[tim_sam]

add it to your friends list on msn messenger, our kids have had fun playing hangman and asking it all kinds of questions today

[Deep 888]

is this a virus then ? iv blocked the contact till i found out

the program looks genuine, and is quite funny

[tim_sam]

it is not a virus, we have run several checks, the kids have been using it all day and the pc is still alive here nothing wrong anywhere here. Apart from rib ache from laughing at the chat,fun and games that is

[Greensprout]

He can't tell the time!

[VIJAY_FROM_KENT]

It kept me amused for a little while! :rotfl:

Then i had to delete it as it began to get annoying! :eek: lol

[airmanny]

It always said
"I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon."

[nrps1]

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm doin' alright, XXXX. How 'bout you?

XXXX says:
not good

- SmarterChild - says:
Not good? I'm sorry to hear that.

XXXX says:
can you explain what women are?

- SmarterChild - says:
What do you think?

XXXX says:
i think they are all mental

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if they are all mental.

lol :)

[GrahamG]

he even tell your the time in any country!!

[chickpeas]

will he tell me where my keys are????

[dickibobboy]

i cant talk to him, because i kept swaring at him and now i have to say sorry and i wont:p

[eddieh]

I much pefer spleak as it is aproved by MSN Messenger.. spleak@hotmail.com

eddieh says:
Do you eat dead people?
Spleak says:
I really have a weakness for Italian food. I mean, who doesn't like a good spaghetti carbonara.

[like-saving-money]

since installing this my PC has not run properly somepages will not load up and now i cannot get hotmail up

[warrenwozere]

spleak@hotmail.com

thats another good 1

i cant belive i wasted some time talking to a robot though

[dickibobboy]

you arnt installing anything on your pc!! its a contact just like everyone else on msn!, just a robot version

[mandy142]

Great, at least he answers my questions - my hubbie don't!

[zincoxide]

zincoxide says:
you are a moronic idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not a moronic idiot.
zincoxide says:
yes you are
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I guess I am.

[JailhouseBabe]

Thought I'd try the 'spleak' question on smarter child...


me: do you eat dead people?
- SmarterChild - says: I love food. I like just about everything...

me: do you see dead people?
- SmarterChild - says: I do see dead people, as a matter of fact.

Having far too much fun :)