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jgjet
11-02-2006, 12:24 AM
http://www.yeslube.com/
Insert by Martin
It seems from reading the posts below, this freebie is for 'natural intimate lubricant' and not everyone grabbing it is aware. So thought I should let you know before hand. (now decidely regretting my 'insert by martin' choice of phrasing! :eek:)
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Don'tskipit
11-02-2006, 8:38 AM
:rolleyes: Just filled in form not knowing what 'Yes' Lube is.
As usual I thought 'if it's free I'll have one'.
Curiosity got the better of me so checked out 'Yes' Lube's site:-
Natural Intimate Lubricant
I'm sayin nothin!!!!!! (Am I the only one that didn't know?!)
ginajp
11-02-2006, 10:08 AM
Possibly! Kinda figured it using my imagination. Hope it was a nice surprise though! :-)
Don'tskipit
12-02-2006, 5:19 PM
:rolleyes: Just filled in form not knowing what 'Yes' Lube is.
As usual I thought 'if it's free I'll have one'.
Curiosity got the better of me so checked out 'Yes' Lube's site:-
Natural Intimate Lubricant
I'm sayin nothin!!!!!! (Am I the only one that didn't know?!)
:o Suppose I could use the sample to stop my greenhouse doors sticking!!!
2005CLAIRE
12-02-2006, 5:32 PM
hahahaha
That's very amusing.
Not tight just careful
12-02-2006, 8:37 PM
Just filled in the form to get me some of that lube, we use WD40 at the moment but i keep loosing the aplicator straw thingy....
only joking he he :T
Kangol Rat
12-02-2006, 8:58 PM
dont care me....lube is lube!!!
Don'tskipit
12-02-2006, 9:04 PM
:rotfl: Thanks Not tight just careful, you've made me giggle and giggle and giggle! Just got a mental picture! Oh no, naughty.
Has anyone else got any suggestions for this 'useful' freebie????
I'm still giggling. WD40 - !!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Kangol Rat
12-02-2006, 9:11 PM
you use WD40???????????????
elvis_bloggs
12-02-2006, 9:20 PM
Just ordered loads of it .. ahem .. for a friend. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/elvis_bloggs/Album%201/1a_y_tongue1.gif
Kangol Rat
12-02-2006, 9:53 PM
hhhhhhhhmmmmmm could this friend be a very close friend of yours???
ManAtHome
13-02-2006, 1:02 AM
If you need lube you're not doing it right (or doing it backwards...)
Marigold123
13-02-2006, 1:12 AM
Not necessarily dear chap. :)
melancholly
13-02-2006, 10:23 AM
Not necessarily dear chap. :)
:rotfl: :rotfl:
quidsinquentin
13-02-2006, 11:09 AM
:o Suppose I could use the sample to stop my greenhouse doors sticking!!!
Eventually, Martin will be able to pull these threads out and compile a book of the funniest comments from MSE webiste - that should be a best seller!! This is funnier than the carry on offer from the Sun!
MSE Martin
13-02-2006, 2:16 PM
see my insert in the top thread!
Marigold123
13-02-2006, 2:20 PM
see my insert in the top thread!At the risk of being thrown off the site, I expect there are a number of people here who wouldn't mind seeing Martins's insert! :p :D
lisawood78
13-02-2006, 2:30 PM
Ooo-errr!!!!
quidsinquentin
13-02-2006, 6:02 PM
Ooo-errr!!!!
this just gets better...
"not tight just careful"
You don`t need any then, do you?
Unless you get a little "careless" :naughty:
2005CLAIRE
13-02-2006, 7:32 PM
I went to my best friend's house once - we were going to town one Saturday (aged about 18).
We did the silly thing of asking her mum if she wanted anything from the shops.
She gave us a list - on it was 40 denier american tan tights and a tube of KY Jelly.
It marked me for life.
I haven't been able to look at a pair of tights since.
Don'tskipit
13-02-2006, 7:36 PM
see my insert in the top thread!
Hello Martin,
Which 'top thread' ? Can't find it ( the thread I mean - nothin to do with Lube!)
empfun
13-02-2006, 9:58 PM
Can this product be used on my own?
dazco
13-02-2006, 10:34 PM
I have never heard it called that before :think:
Not tight just careful
13-02-2006, 10:49 PM
No i dont really use WD40 it was a joke, although WD40 does have many applications
Marigold123
14-02-2006, 12:39 AM
Can this product be used on my own?Absolutely! Not everyone has a choice. :D ;)
scaldyflash
14-02-2006, 12:48 AM
Well I was thinking of getting it to make sexual intercourse a bit more comfortable due to some recent dryness on my other halfs part. Does anyone think that may be a good use ?
tipsychick
14-02-2006, 12:56 AM
Now scaldyflash, it is no fun if you're all unambiguous!
ManAtHome
14-02-2006, 1:02 AM
Good grief, flippin' Blimey - did somebody mention bodily-parts kinda stuff - floggings too good for 'em.
WD40s quite useful if you haven't indulged for some time (eg if you're a bit rusty).. or so I hear.
squibby
14-02-2006, 9:38 AM
thanks for this!
ozvaldinho
14-02-2006, 2:04 PM
Someone mentioned Greasypalm. Can I get cashback or is this a side-effect?
Marigold123
14-02-2006, 9:42 PM
Someone mentioned Greasypalm. Can I get cashback or is this a side-effect?:rotfl::rotfl:
MoneySpider
14-02-2006, 10:52 PM
just ordered some...
golddustmedia
15-02-2006, 9:27 AM
:o Suppose I could use the sample to stop my greenhouse doors sticking!!!
In slang terms that pretty much what it's designed for... :D
Nobjocki
15-02-2006, 1:38 PM
I've no need for the lube thanx... not when the missus has had six kids.
aaddaa
15-02-2006, 2:30 PM
:rolleyes: Just filled in form not knowing what 'Yes' Lube is.
As usual I thought 'if it's free I'll have one'.
Curiosity got the better of me so checked out 'Yes' Lube's site:-
Natural Intimate Lubricant
I'm sayin nothin!!!!!! (Am I the only one that didn't know?!)
NOOOOOOOOO your not the only one who did'nt know i thought you could only get KY GEL. you learn something new everyday. :kisses3:
I've no need for the lube thanx... not when the missus has had six kids.
:eek:
Thanks for that!
Nobjocki
15-02-2006, 5:02 PM
Not a bother Esoog.
In fact - far from using a lube I have to shore it up like a First World War trench !
bottyboo
15-02-2006, 6:56 PM
The offer has now closed!
Don'tskipit
15-02-2006, 7:31 PM
The offer has now closed!
Arrrh. Are you sure?
Been thinking of loads of 'alternative' uses for it. Tut.
Thanks for the giggles.
CopperPlate
15-02-2006, 7:39 PM
Offer's closed. Typical.
Trust me to take too long about it...
chastity
15-02-2006, 7:41 PM
Awwww, I'm too late!!
This thread has had tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks though.
Thanx Guy's!!
-=Mr-J=-
15-02-2006, 11:46 PM
Yep, offers closed now.
Going to have to search for some free friction burn cream since I did not get any. :o
CopperPlate
16-02-2006, 9:37 PM
Hmmm. Thought I might've managed to slip in at the last minute, but obviously I needed to move a bit quicker and not delay too much. Just goes to show the ones that are quicker off the mark... :cool:
rizla01
16-02-2006, 10:19 PM
It's for greasing the pole, init?
I guess it's no fun if you come from Poland, though.
Poor !!!!!!s (or perhaps not so poor if they use this):)
Just to update; received this email yesterday. Have to admit it took me a while to remember exactly what it was...Valentines gift? rofl. I'd get a slap
---
Thank you for requesting the Valentine gift sample of YES™
The pre-launch offer was to give free samples to the first 300 requesters. However, so many requests, including yours, poured in and quickly totalled nearly 3,000.
YES™ is not launched yet and will not be freely available until early April.
So whilst we are unable to fulfil more than the first 300 now, we have made the decision to honour your request. We will send you your free sample of YES™ water-based, this April. It will be a Spring rather than a Valentine gift.
Feel free to visit our website www.yeslube.co.uk in April.
Thank you
Amanda65
08-03-2006, 10:19 AM
This thread has had me rolling with laughter! Thank you everyone for cheering up my Wednesday :-))
Sherratthead
08-03-2006, 10:31 AM
ha ha ha ha
"Martin's Insert"
good one Martin!
Jayne xx
dave321
08-03-2006, 10:52 AM
Understand the offer now closed. This was obviously a case where premature application is a good thing!
chickpeas
09-03-2006, 2:38 PM
wheres my lube? wheres my lube?
wheres my lube? wheres my lube?
AnnieH
09-03-2006, 5:56 PM
I got my sample of "Yes". It came in a little organza bag with love heart confetti in it. I was almost tempted to give it to the hubby as a Valentine's gift LOL, but it didn't come in time :cheesy:
melancholly
09-03-2006, 7:46 PM
Understand the offer now closed. This was obviously a case where premature application is a good thing!
:rotfl: :rotfl:
wolvesinwales
09-03-2006, 7:56 PM
http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/pics/ky_advertising.jpgRather good advertising picture !
chickpeas
10-03-2006, 10:29 AM
I got my sample of "Yes". It came in a little organza bag with love heart confetti in it. I was almost tempted to give it to the hubby as a Valentine's gift LOL, but it didn't come in time :cheesy:
mine is on the way! mine is on the wayyyyy!
symy@nufc
10-03-2006, 6:03 PM
the yes lube was great ! neat little pink bag the wife love it but the heart confetti went everywhere
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
cymro1170
10-03-2006, 6:04 PM
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Don'tskipit
10-03-2006, 6:33 PM
13,788 have viewed this thread and only 56 replies (so far)
Well here's no. 57!!!
Postie delivered mine. Excitement - another freebie I thought.
Ripped open the said envelope - pink hearts confettii spewed out.
Got more excited, could this be a full size bottle of perfume, it must be something nice as it's in a pretty little pink bag.
Disappointed when it was "Yes", but made me smile when thinking about all the funny links here.
My sample is up for grabs if anyone wants it. ('Yes Lube' sample I mean!)
:D
2005CLAIRE
10-03-2006, 8:57 PM
lol I've just remembered - I received mine too - but haven't a clue what I've done with it - hope one of the kids doesn't find it - knowing my luck one of them will find it and ask what it is when the in-laws visit.
Kangol Rat
10-03-2006, 9:00 PM
no 60!! yes lube me!
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